best + pirate

!best×!pirate×

best + pirate
Hahaha. Chris and me are swashbuckling corsairs.
best + pirate
...dress up like a pirate! ARRRRRRGH! No more pouting or it's the plank, me matey!
best + pirate
Why yes, it is real sateen. Why do you ask?
best + pirate
Okay. Actually we were really drunk.