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Still going strong at 3am last call.
on tour with all-american rejects
September 21, 2012
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Place was packed!
on tour with all-american rejects
September 21, 2012
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Schweaty dance area.
sarah's 30th birthday
February 03, 2010
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Showed up on a Wednesday evening and totally dominated.
the january roundup
January, 2010
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...and went to some Japanese bar in Flatiron for a night of Karaoke Killed the Cat karaoke with the one and only...
the august roundup: part two
August, 2009
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Afterwards, everyone sang happy birthday to Andrew...
andrew's scavenger hunt and ryan's surprise birthday
April 04, 2009
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Happy Birthday, Andrew! We had an awesome time! A little after 8pm, we said farewell and walked across town...
andrew's scavenger hunt and ryan's surprise birthday
April 04, 2009
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Everyone in attendance scream-sang Happy Birthday...
scotts karaoke birthday
March 21, 2009
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See, it's just like Misshapes. Oh wait - except for the fact that there are NO GIRLS AL ALL! Seriously, this is what a straight bar in San Francisco looks like on a Saturday night. Have you ever seen such a writhing mass of dudedom in your life?
the november roundup
November, 2004
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And it sorta was! The venue is tiny and the whole back area has all this foam stuff everywhere that makes the walls look like rock so it feels like you're in a cave.
leigh visits san francisco
October 07, 2004
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Here's the dancefloor of the 25 and under club on the other side of the building. See those screens on the background? They kept flashing a phone number on the screen and if you sent a text message to it, they'd post whatever you'd texted on the big screens for everyone to see. I'm telling you, they're living in the future over there in Essex! The future!
european vacation part 20: halloween in bas vegas, baby!
October 31, 2003
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Here you can see Michael hi-fiving his friends ("And then I told them to fuck off before I kicked their American asses!") while my dreamgirl chats with her friend about how she wishes her friend would stop coming between her and her future husband.
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
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Crowd shot.
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
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Buddha Cafe, the first place we popped into, was booming. But as we'd been told, we'd arrived in Crete about a week past the end of the "tourist season" and excluding a few people that we managed to pick out as fellow travelers, 98% of the people there were Cretan (the photo above represents the one, small clique of foreigners we saw out that night).

So concerning the locals, the first thing you should know is that Cretan women are among the prettiest I've ever seen in the world. Seriously, we were blown away. Here's the breakdown: 80% of them are drop dead gorgeous. 10% of them are just regular gorgeous. And the remaining 10% are maybe a little funny in the face, but they've still got ridiculous bums. Which brings me to point number two: 100% of Cretan girls have badonkadonk, J-Lo, pornstar asses. When viewed from the side, all of their bums look like the letter C. We nearly lost our tiny minds. We were like how could we not have heard about the asses here? Which brings me to the last point about Cretan girls: 100% of them wanted to have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FOUR OF US.

Chris talked to some of the local boys in Greek and then he explained to us that because Rethymnon is a tourism town, it's apparently taboo for the local girls to be interested in visiting boys because all the local boys will think she is a slut and won't want anything to do with her. *sniffle*

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european vacation part 7: first day in crete!.
October 24, 2003
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The crowd. Yay.
random february pics
February, 2003
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Meanwhile, as we busied ourselves with food, the dancefloor started HEATIN' UP sumptin' fierce.
abbey's christening
August 24, 2002