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dashiell

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dashiell — Ross looks like a tired Pappa Bear while Mer watches little Dash tell us about his day.

dashiell — Who's a big boy now?

dashiell — Marianna with a sleepy Dash.

dashiell — Saturday night we all snuckity snuck over to Frank Wyle's (Jordana's grandfather) house in Brentwood for Ross Martin's 30th Birthday Surprise Party! Here's Ross reaction when he walked into the house to find fifty people!

dashiell — Dash enjoying his dinner.

dashiell — Later that evening, Jord and Ross went to a friend's birthday party and we stuck around to babyshit Dash. Dash, who'd been feeling a bit under the weather for the past few days, figured (after eating a fist fulla Cheetos, no less) that this would be the perfect time to get...

dashiell — Jord and Dash maxin' and relaxin'.

dashiell — Dashiell Martin: Political Toddler.

dashiell — After dropping off Charlene, we met up with Jordana and Dash to get some brunch. Here's Grant and I kidsitting while Jord's out looking for parking. (And yet again, check out Dash with his amazingly cute "Whatchoo talking 'bout, Willis" look.

dashiell — I've got your eye! I've got your eye!

dashiell — Peekaboo.

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Some of you may remember him from back in October of 2002, when he was just a leeeetle baby. Here's a pic from back then when Ross and Jord were getting ready to move to LA and we went out to Ross' parents in NJ to see the baby and see them off.

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After leaving VH1, Ross, Grant, Charlene and I headed back to Casa de Martin and Dashielle and Grant were reunited (to make that "Whatchoo talking about, Willis" face).

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Then Charlene held him so he could dance while wearing them.

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Hahaha. Check out Dash wearing Grant's "big boy" shoes.

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Ross had to stay late at work so I met up with Jord and Dash to get some dinner.

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But his patented "mean face" all but made up for it.

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Fast forward fourteen months and little baby Dashielle's all growed up! Have you ever seen a fucking cuter kid in your life? Seriously? Here proud Papa Ross as Dash gives his now famous Arnold-esque "whatchoo talking about, Willis" sideways glare.

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And check him out throwing down with a god damned b-boy pose! Kid's not even two and he's already coldlampin!

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Hahahaha. Cutest. Kid. Ever.

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dashiell — Here's Jord & Ross with their rad son Dashiell (who you may remember from way back when when he was real little!).

dashiell — Mom & Dad Martin (/Morgan) with Dashielle.

dashiell — After the things this kid does at work it's a wonder they let him touch the baby.

dashiell — Just for the record, that's not me making the rabbit ears behind him.

dashiell — Look at those matching cheeks.

dashiell — After Grant took a hold of him, I didn't mind the farting so much.

dashiell — Check out that smile! No, not mine, Dashiell's! Anyway I grab a hold of him and all of the sudden he lights up like a Christmas Tree and I'm all thinking I'm the shit because he's smiling and Jord's like - "Wow, look at that smile! He must really be letting go of ALOT of gas."

dashiell — Baby Fauxhawk.

dashiell — Look at his little face. Aw.

dashiell — Ross and Dashiell. Yep, same profile.