drunk + smoke

!drunk×!smoke×

drunk + smoke
Sleeping late means that I'd still be wide awake at like 6am in the morning. Rather than bother Meredith, usually I'd sit on her stoop for awhile chain smoking and listening to "trying to calm the fuck down" records and chain-smoking. And occasionally taking, "Whoa, I'm drunk," self-portraits like this one.
drunk + smoke
Scott offered him a smoke (he heard that helps with jaundice).
drunk + smoke
...er, sort of. Upon closer examination I realized that he while he was holding a cigarette and even putting it in his mouth and puffing purposely, he wasn't inhaling any of the smoke. When I teased him, he goes "I've never smoked a cigarette in my life."
drunk + smoke
Me: "Oh, really? Why don't you try inhaling?"
Grant, drunkenly: "Ok!"