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...you're crosstown on the Bowery splattering your own shoes with vomit.
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But Frank said it best: "That's life." You just gotta pick yourself up and get back in the race.
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...er, sort of. Upon closer examination I realized that he while he was holding a cigarette and even putting it in his mouth and puffing purposely, he wasn't inhaling any of the smoke. When I teased him, he goes "I've never smoked a cigarette in my life."
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Grant and Sarah.
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Me: "Oh, really? Why don't you try inhaling?"
Grant, drunkenly: "Ok!"
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Four drinks later and (many hours later) and Grant finds himself locking lips with yet another "beaut." (The only thing funnier than this pic is Grant's reaction when I showed it to him days later...he didn't even remember being at this bar, nevermind the girl.).
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We showed up around 9pm and everyone there had pretty much been drinking all day...so instead of enjoying lovely conversation with new people, we just decided to fuck with the guests that had passed out. Here's Grant posing with our new buddy.
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This guy was out cold so I convinced Grant to up the ante and put his balls near the guys face...HAHAHAHA!
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No stranger to whipping out my own bag, I handed over the camera and teamed up with Grant for this amazing photo. (Look at our faces!!! nd bonus points to me for actually resting my nuts on the guys chair.)
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Hahahaha! Check out John's face in the middle!
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Can you pick out what's different here? Yep, that's right. Only one person is wearing a blue shirt. (From L to R: Lil' Buddy, Tall Stranger that was trying to be "money" like Vince Vaughn, Chris, Grant, and Grant's crazy friend Alyssa who came back to my place and tried to cheat on her boyfriend with me. Crazy, crazy, cuh-razy.
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Turns out that there wasn't anything going on - but that doesn't mean I don't want to take pictures!