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But in my defense, check the crowd reaction. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
ugly face karaoke
December 01, 2005
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Check out our scary eyes: They're glowing ike the metal on the edge of a knife. (Too bad I just realized I made that same joke about singing the same song almost 5 years ago. Jeez, maybe it's time I started picking out some new karaoke jams).
ugly face karaoke
December 01, 2005
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Then I sang a duet with one of Gurj's friends. (Probably either Total Eclipse of the Heart or Meatloaf's Paradise By the Dashboard Lights).
ugly face karaoke
December 01, 2005
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But whatever. What I lacked in lyrical accuracy I more than made up for in energy and about halfway through the song I'd managed to get...
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So after a few songs, the band, (who I've since found out is called Drunk Uncle Bob) took a break. I pulled the singer aside and this time I managed to convince him to let me sing a song! Then after he agreed to let me do it, it almost didn't happen because I didn't know most of the songs in the bands repertoire. In the end I managed to convince him that I sorta knew the words to My Own Worst Enemy by Lit and that I'd be able to wing it. Check out the singer's expression: totally annoyed because I'm messing up the words. Hahah.
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How has this not shown up here in the States yet? I'm at a loss.
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Look how happy I am. Hahahah.
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Prizes included an official certificate proclaiming me winner of the very first American Schmidol 2005!
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And a heartfelt ending. Why, Ricky? WHY? By the way, Brother Lawrence was manning my camera for all of this and I'd like to thank him for taking such great pics.
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I decided to go with Skid Row's cautionary ballad, 18 & Life. I was even lucky enough to score a stageful of interpretive backup dancers. Sure, that song might be a ballad...
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Yes, that's right! Sing along with me, Jews! You can't but help be charmed by my blonde shikso locks!
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In American Schmidol, everyone gets to perform one song. The judges score everyone and then pick two finalists to return to the stage and each sing one more song. The winner of the finalists round will be crowned AMERICAN SCHMIDOL! Any karaoke enthusiast knows there are a very limited number of jams that are surefire karaoke gold. I wasn't sure which one to go with. Oh, Darling by The Beatles? Faith by George Michael? Maybe something from the Pantheon of Jovi? In the end I decided to take no risks and chose the only nuclear warhead in the karaoke arsenal: Laura Brannigan's Gloria.
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...but it's a ballad with YELLING! AND A MORAL!
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...Sid and Buddy Karaoke!