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misshapes + boobs + me
Hahahaha. I'm not sure who had a hold of my camera to capture these two shots, but whomever you were, you are awesome!
misshapes + boobs + me
Hahahaha.
misshapes + boobs + me
Bwa-hahahahahaha. No caption could make this picture any better. Period.
misshapes + boobs + me
Moving to San Francisco in less than twenty days. (What the fuck was I thinking?)
misshapes + boobs + me
Same picture, but this time someone managed to sneak in a crafty 'FUCK YOU, BIRTHDAY BOY" finger into the mix.' Hahaha.
misshapes + boobs + me
Sarah was looking so juggalicious I just couldn't help myself. DISCLAIMER: For the benefith of certain potential readers (Umm, namely Sarah's overprotective brother) I'd like to point out that my mouth isn't actually on Sarah's boobies - it's just an optical illusion - honest!