Check out these guys! I mean, they look cool and everything but I really can't imagine being able to using something like this effectively in battle. It looks like it would take like 10 seconds and both hands to even unfold both blades. Haha. Eventually, the "fantasy knife" section turned into...
So wait, let me get this straight. You've designed a giant spider shooting a knife-web out of his face that stabs into a knife-holder / lizard-clutching-a-skull sculpture and you're going to get it manufactured and sell it for $19.99 at truck stops? Yes, I agree that you are probably going to be a millionaire.
At a gas station rest stop on a major highway in California. Under $20! Whadda deal! This place is obviously most ideal for those Grandmas gassing up on their way to dole out some brutal vigilante justice. GRANDMA STYLE!
A couple of miles after the oil fields we stopped to gas up and ended up finding the best gas station mini mart in the entire world. If any of your friends from another country is visiting and wants to better understand America, you should probably just take them here. The place starts of with fancy bejeweled tchotchkes like these classy frogs.
