On Sunday afternoon I raced to the NerdStore to buy motherfucking Halo2! (While Mary's friend revealed her hidden inner-dork by stroking the MasterChief's, um, hardware.)
Then laughed like monkeys watching this super-serious guy play this samurai game where you have an electronic sword and you have to slash and thrust it in all these directions in order to kill the bad guys. It was so ridiculous...
In order to move around in the game I was playing, you had to spin around with that thing on your had (which makes you look like a huge jackass - but hey, it's virtual fucking reality, dude! I might be a dork, but I'm a dork that just saved your palsy ass from INVADING GERMANS!). Unbeknownst to me at the time, Heather kept grabbing hold of the helmet and making it harder for me to move around. Very funny...YOU JERK! (Actually, it was really funny. I remember playing the game and almost breaking my neck trying to move the controller around thinking "Wow, this game is hard! It's like I'm actually having to move a real gun turret!)
