wtf + birthday — i keep a diary

On my 40th birthday, I woke up to the best gift I could ask for: A text from my mother, who is learning how to text. This means that I receive excellent (and cryptic!) texts like:

"HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY!
wow, still cannot believe
it...
you and Curtis Jackson
50 cents share the date

talk to you later...

XOX

" I read this outloud and it makes me laugh every single time. Who knew my mom was such a fan?

the august roundup

August, 2016

What the birthday girls wants, she gets! This is an interesting look, for sure; but I think I'll stick with the ones I've got. Happy birthday, Astra!

the july roundup

July, 2013

They also require men and women to wear uniforms while at the spa! The women's uniforms are orange and pink.

34th birthday mega weekend

August 07, 2010

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original not copied to this machine yet

And with the spankings out of the way it was time for birthday cake woooo!

sarah's lingerie karaoke birthday party

August 06, 2003

best ↗+
cake ↗+