Spent the afternoon practicing with my throwing knives indoors. I'm getting good enough that I can get all 5 knives to stick into a narrow board from about 15 feet away (I was standing in my bedroom to throw them).
So wait, let me get this straight. You've designed a giant spider shooting a knife-web out of his face that stabs into a knife-holder / lizard-clutching-a-skull sculpture and you're going to get it manufactured and sell it for $19.99 at truck stops? Yes, I agree that you are probably going to be a millionaire.