doppleganger + me — i keep a diary

So this is a picture of the now defunct British band, Kula Shakur. People in the past had told me that I looked a lot like their singer, Crispian Mills (the guy in the left in the pic). Anyway, an hour and a half into the afterparty, this really drunk short guy stumbles up to me and in a super thick Essex accent is like "Oi! Crispian! 'Ow the fuck you behn, mate?" So I very politely told him "I think you've got me mixed up with somebody else." Upon hearing my American accent, which he thought I was feigning he laughed and told me "Ha! That's a fucking great accent. Really great. So seriously, how've you been?" At this point, Charlene came over and told him that I wasn't who he thought I was. He got all embarrassed and walked off really quickly. After he left, Charlene was like "Do you know who that was?"

european vacation part 4: london & ac/dc

October 21, 2003

bizarro me ↗+

...and his friend Johann (who you might recognize from the Bizarro Me entry). I was so glad to finally meet this guy. For the last year or so, not a month would pass without someone walking up to me in a dimly lit bar and thinking I was this guy.

the september roundup part one

September, 2003

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And let's not forget about the bizarro gay version of me that I met at The Hole (back in one of the best diary entries ever).

bizarro me

September, 2003

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And here's the elusive Johann. People have been mistaken me around NYC for this guy for months. I finally got introduced to him by a mutual friend and managed to get this pic.

bizarro me

September, 2003

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...put them down. Hoo-ah. *Blech* *Gurgle* *Sputter* Check out Jagermeister suddenly transforming me into Dobby from Harry Potter. Jesus.

boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night

August 01, 2003

Cah-cah-creepy, right? Do you know what's creepier?

grant gets gay

March 27, 2003

bizarro me ↗+

Oh, and did i mention that I apparently have a gay, bizzaro twin? Check him out.

grant gets gay

March 27, 2003

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So we're in the back of the bar and we see this guy (Scott Weinstein) who totally looks like a bizarro version of our friend Dave Fateman. (Click here to launch the comparison window).

tiffany's birthday

March 01, 2003

After dinner, we went over to EAR bar to have a drink and kill some time before heading over to TISWAS at Don Hill's. They have paper tablecloths and crayons so that everybody can draw funny pictures of each other. Here's Grant's drawing of me. Hahaha.

sarah d's birthday parties

January 11, 2003