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Just when I was about to tell him he was crazy, I looked over at her and saw the resemblance myself (check it out. crazy, right?). I was like "Whoa! You're right, she IS hot!" (Which is also when I realized it would probably be best if Grant drove home).
trip to cali part 4: the circle w ranch
December 18, 2003
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Holy shit. Does this photo even need a caption? Hahahaha.
european vacation part 18: leaving crete.
October 30, 2003
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Seriously, check it. From the hair right down to the glasses, he's got it down! Even the man himself gives Fatty a "thumbs up" for his flawless impression.
european vacation part 11: caves of matala.
October 26, 2003
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Here's the side by side comparison: The real Ross Martin's on the left and the Ogrified Ross Martin is on the right. If you squint a little, you almost can't tell who's who! Hahahah.
european vacation part 6: sightseeing with the stoddards .
October 23, 2003
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...a huge Cretan man that looked like a bizarro "Ogre Version" of our good friend Ross Martin. Not willing to let him escape undocumented, we dispatched Chris (who speaks fluent Greek) to tell the giant Ross-Ogre (R'ogre, if you will) that he looked just like a friend of ours and would he mind posing for a picture. There was an uncomfortably long pause as he pondered our request (which I spent fearing he was about to crush all of our heads like grapes) but instead he gave a polite nod and posed for this fantastic pic.
european vacation part 6: sightseeing with the stoddards .
October 23, 2003
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So this is a picture of the now defunct British band, Kula Shakur. People in the past had told me that I looked a lot like their singer, Crispian Mills (the guy in the left in the pic). Anyway, an hour and a half into the afterparty, this really drunk short guy stumbles up to me and in a super thick Essex accent is like "Oi! Crispian! 'Ow the fuck you behn, mate?" So I very politely told him "I think you've got me mixed up with somebody else." Upon hearing my American accent, which he thought I was feigning he laughed and told me "Ha! That's a fucking great accent. Really great. So seriously, how've you been?" At this point, Charlene came over and told him that I wasn't who he thought I was. He got all embarrassed and walked off really quickly. After he left, Charlene was like "Do you know who that was?"
european vacation part 4: london & ac/dc
October 21, 2003
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...and his friend Johann (who you might recognize from the Bizarro Me entry). I was so glad to finally meet this guy. For the last year or so, not a month would pass without someone walking up to me in a dimly lit bar and thinking I was this guy.
the september roundup part one
September, 2003
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This pic was sent in by a girl who reads my site. The resemblance isn't uncanny, but I can definitely see it.
bizarro me
September, 2003
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Bingo! Hahahahaha.
bizarro me
September, 2003
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The first is Billy Zabka. You know, the guy who played Sweep the Leg Johnny in the Karate Kid (as well as the bad guy in like 20 other eighties movies including "Just One of the Guys" and "Back to School."



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bizarro me
September, 2003
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And let's not forget about the bizarro gay version of me that I met at The Hole (back in one of the best diary entries ever).
bizarro me
September, 2003
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So a few weeks later, a different girl writes me an email and tells me that she was had been out in New York City with her friend a few weeks earlier and he was approached by two people that told him they loved his website. He was like "Um, I don't have a website." So they told him about my site and that he should check it out because of the uncanny resemblance. So she checked out my site, got my email and sent me these of pics of him. Scary.
bizarro me
September, 2003
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This one's even creepier. This guy looks my lovechild with Clay Aiken (Not like that could never happen - everyone knows Clay's straight).
bizarro me
September, 2003
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Anyone else out there look like us? Please send me an email (preferably with photos!).
bizarro me
September, 2003
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And here's the elusive Johann. People have been mistaken me around NYC for this guy for months. I finally got introduced to him by a mutual friend and managed to get this pic.
bizarro me
September, 2003
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Hanging on the wall in the diner was a group of framed pics which contained a picture of a guy that I thought might have been my Uncle Stephen (the guy on the left). So I took a picture of it and emailed it to my Aunt Cathy, but it turned out not to be him.
boys weekend in newport part four: race back to nyc
August 01, 2003
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...put them down. Hoo-ah. *Blech* *Gurgle* *Sputter* Check out Jagermeister suddenly transforming me into Dobby from Harry Potter. Jesus.
boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night
August 01, 2003
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The resemblance is uncanny, right?
boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night
August 01, 2003
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Look it's Happy Charlie!
the august roundup
August, 2003
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...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice outfits, whoops, I mean outfit, FAGS!
thursday night out (with jesus)
July 18, 2003
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Here's Marco chillin' with Lawrence Fishburne.
thursday night out (with jesus)
July 18, 2003
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My brother always gets shit because he looks, walks, talks and acts like a little Mini-Me version of my dad. I tried to snap a sneaky picture of them watching TV together while eating matching sandwiches and wearing matching white shirts and blue baseball hats, but I started laughing right before the cam went off and gave Brett time to flip me the bird. They look like the goddamned Bobsie Twins though, right?
move the god-damned shed
June 21, 2003
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How about this - using my masterful Photoshop skills I'll bring Pierre into the pic for comparison's sake. (And check out the background: I'll even throw in a little Tony Meyer magic for good measure). Do these guys look like brothers or what?
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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We thought that x and y looked like brothers so we made them sit next to each other for this pic. In addition to looking like y, x also bears a striking rememblance to my friend Pierre.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Cah-cah-creepy, right? Do you know what's creepier?
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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Oh, and did i mention that I apparently have a gay, bizzaro twin? Check him out.
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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So we're in the back of the bar and we see this guy (Scott Weinstein) who totally looks like a bizarro version of our friend Dave Fateman. (Click here to launch the comparison window).
tiffany's birthday
March 01, 2003
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Grant with Scott "Bizarro Dave" Weinstein.
tiffany's birthday
March 01, 2003
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I retaliated with this drawing that pretty much upset Grant for the rest of the night. ("I don't really look like that, do I? Dude! C'mon! Seriously, I don't look like that, right?")
sarah d's birthday parties
January 11, 2003
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But the prize definitely goes to Grant who came out with this creepily accurate portrayal of Jack.
sarah d's birthday parties
January 11, 2003
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After dinner, we went over to EAR bar to have a drink and kill some time before heading over to TISWAS at Don Hill's. They have paper tablecloths and crayons so that everybody can draw funny pictures of each other. Here's Grant's drawing of me. Hahaha.
sarah d's birthday parties
January 11, 2003