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On Thursday night I went to The Annex to celebrate Lawrence's birthday! He'd decided to have a karaoke party and this year got Lord Easy & Chris Goldteeth to host the festivities!
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Here they are kicking off the night (and you can see the tuxedoed birthday boy in the background). (Bonus points to Lord Easy for his homemade Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five On the Strength shirt!)
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I teamed up with Chris and we sang You Give Love (A Bad Name).
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Lawrence and Chris.
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This night was probably one of the best karaoke nights I've ever been to (and I've been to A LOT of karaoke). Pretty much every single person that hit the stage went full-out and sang their heart out. So when it was finally my turn to sing, I knew I had no choice but to go with some Jovi.
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Hahaha. Chris and I rocking dueling air guitars.


Here's a video (that I LOVE) that Dennis Crowley shot of Chris and I singing this song.
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...a motherfucking STAGE DIVE into the crowd! Thanks again to Brad Walsh for being there with a camera, otherwise this moment would've been lost to history forever!
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Then afterwards, I went over to Pianos for Karaoke.
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Monday night I went to Karaoke Killed the Cat at Pianos for some 'roke with the one and only...
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Jazz hands! (If it doesn't hurt, you're not doing it right).
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Chessa and Chris.
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More stage-diving!
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I finally got called up around 3am. (And was lucky enough to have Chris on the stage helping out with some moves in the background).
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...but they turned up the heat for the big chorus. Hahaha.
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Amanda and Chris hit the stage for a duet. They also started out all low-key and mellow...
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Champagne time!
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Mr. Newlywed & The Reverend Goldteeth!
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And like always, they fucking killed it.
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Hahahah.
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After the song was over, it was time to begin the official hitchin' process!
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Here's Chris showing off the "A Wedding Ceremony to Remember" book he purchased off the interweb that he'd be using to conduct the ceremony! Hahah.
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Before Chris began the actual ceremony, he announced that...
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If Matt & Kate ever have kids, I can't wait until the day when they're old enough to use the internets and they end up finding this photo and they're like "Wait, THAT'S the guy that married you two?" Hahahah.
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Here's Chris welcoming everyone to the ceremony...
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Most likely singing something by BBD (that's Bel Biv DeVoe for all you squares that aren't down, yo).
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...Karaoke Killed the Cat. MC Chris Goldteeth on the mic.
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On Monday night, a bunch of us went to Karaoke Killed the Cat at Pianos. Here's MC of the night, Goldteef Chris (seen here shyly hiding his gold teeth).