Otherwise, you'll mess up your pacing and you'll never have enough room to take full advantage of the DESSERT BUFFET. I'm pretty sure I also had a giant bowl of ice cream.
They even invested in getting a brand new MING DYNASTY HOUSE RULES placard printed up and mounted to the wall! The the original sign was totally ghetto looking because they had to reduce the "maximum buffet time" from THREE HOURS down to two hours (because so many people WERE STAYING FOR MORE THAN TWO HOURS!!!) and they just ripped off the number "2" and hand-wrote in the number "3." Hahah. Nice to see them classin' up the rules!
Seriously, is it wrong that despite living in NYC, the city in the US with the most restaurants, and my favorite restaurant is a place in South Jersey called Ming Dynasty Buffet?
OMG, when you see a sign like this on the entrance to a buffet restaurant, you know the place is like fatty-heaven. (And by fatties I mean actual gluttons, not capital F Fatty as in "The" Fatty. Although, now that I think about it, he'd probably really love this place too).
For dinner, we all went to this awesome all-you-can eat buffet place that's right around the corner from my parent's house called Ming Dynasty. It's pretty much the most food I've ever seen at a restaurant ever.
The best part about Ming Dynasty is that they're always having to change their "eating policies" because all-you-can-eat places attract really fat people who go there because they want to make sure they get "their money's worth." Check out how they had to amend the sign to reduce the maximum stay down to two hours. Think about that. That means that at some point, enough people would show up, eat, then hang out for like 3 or 4 hours until they were hungry, and then eat again! That's why they had to update this sign!! Incredible!
It's hard to tell from this picture, but one of the seats in our booth was broken and sunken-in from all of the super-huge fat people that must've been responsible for the reduction in "maximum stay" time.
