Sarah rocking an armload of PBR while Tinny coldlamps in the background. Sultry!
Peek-a-boob!
Usually I edit these down, but when there's boob-biting involved, why not show them all?
Me and Ali Jesinki (who totally tried to make out with me once but I hopped in a taxi and ran away).
Oh my god - does anybody know who in the world "Girl in the White Pants" was? She had one of the craziest heinies anyone has ever seen anywhere ever. When she climbed out my bedroom window to have a smoke on the balcony, it was just too much. I had to interrupt her:
Me:"Hi, I don't know you - but could I take a picture with your ass?"
Girl: "Um, I don't know. That's kind of weird."
Me: "Yeah, sorry. *Long Pause* But well, I mean, it is my party."
Other people use their parties to "cry if they want to." Why cry when you can instead guilt strangers into showing you their awesome buns? Hahah. (Thanks to you, "Girl in the White Pants" for being such an awesome sport.)