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cake nyc + grant

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...she was feeling the tush-flashing vibe.
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August 27, 2003
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And Grant quickly managed to get her to "loosen up" and remove her skirt.
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August 27, 2003
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Oooo-la-la, Sassoon!
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August 27, 2003
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After hanging out with Louise three other times (all of which ended with her not getting kissed and asking me in her heavily-accented English "What eeez eee, a, how you say, faggot?") Grant finally got enough courage (read: alcohol in him) to plant a big one on her. Nicely done!
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August 27, 2003
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At first pensive, it was only a matter of moments before...
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August 27, 2003
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Here she is ladies and gents - Emily Scarlet Kramer. One of the three people responsible for the whole Cake thingy.
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August 27, 2003
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Grant dropped trou to show off his red and blue undies.
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August 27, 2003
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We met up with Louise and Laure (aka - the French girls) out front of the club and got in line. Before they'd even let us into the place, they made Grant and I take off our shirts. We were warned that we'd be permanently removed from the party if we put them back on.
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August 27, 2003
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Opting to avoid any drama, Grant and I quickly said hi and then we ran away.
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August 27, 2003
cake nyc + grant
I knew the competition to earn a slot dancing for the night would be fierce, so I quickly busted out my Photoshop skillz and whipped up two tasty fliers advertising our masculinity that I knew would tantalize those Cake minxes. Here's the first image I sent along...
we did it for science male strippers
November 07, 2001
cake nyc + grant
Because Em & Lo were too preoccupied to take photos of us dancing, I lifted these next few photos off of Cake's website (they were all taken by Jenny Schulder). Grant ran out on stage, screamed "My name is Daniel-san!" in the mic, did a jump kick, opened up his karate jacket and then proceeded to rip off the tee-shirt he was wearing underneath! So tough!
we did it for science male strippers
November 07, 2001
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...and when that didn't get an immediate response, I upped the ante with "beefcake" version (check out Grant's sassy, coy lil' smile! Tee-hee!) ...and SHA-POW! It worked. Grant and I got the green light: we were going to become male strippers.
we did it for science male strippers
November 07, 2001
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Our Nerve co-workers Em & Lo were right in the front row and were supposed to immortalize our maiden strip performance on film for my photo album, but according to Lo, "We got so excited when you two came out that we were so busy yelling and screaming with our arms up in the air that we forgot to take photos."
we did it for science male strippers
November 07, 2001
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At one point in the night, Grant and I gave dirty lap dances to Em & Lo up on stage in front of everyone. (Check out Emma trying to escape my grasp! Hahahaha).
we did it for science male strippers
November 07, 2001
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After watching the end of "tighty whitie" man's performance, Grant hustled back to the dressing room to reapply his mustache!
we did it for science male strippers
November 07, 2001
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Growing more beligerent with each drink she downed, she eventually called us "manwhores" and stormed away because we apparently weren't giving her the attention that she deserved. (And in all fairness to her, considering she bought three rounds of drinks for both Grant and I at $10 a drink, she probably had a right to be unhappy...we're definitely not worth $60!)
we did it for science male strippers
November 07, 2001
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...and here's the view of us peeking out on to the mayhem that was on the stage!

If you look to the right and you'll see Grant and myself waiting our turn to put on our big strip show (Can you see how nervous we are?).
we did it for science male strippers
November 07, 2001