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me + cake nyc

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Here she is ladies and gents - Emily Scarlet Kramer. One of the three people responsible for the whole Cake thingy.
cake party part four
August 27, 2003
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After we'd been there for about an hour or so, Nerve intern Sarah Harrison turned up to join the festivities.
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August 27, 2003
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Opting to avoid any drama, Grant and I quickly said hi and then we ran away.
cake party part four
August 27, 2003
me + cake nyc
I knew the competition to earn a slot dancing for the night would be fierce, so I quickly busted out my Photoshop skillz and whipped up two tasty fliers advertising our masculinity that I knew would tantalize those Cake minxes. Here's the first image I sent along...
we did it for science male strippers
November 07, 2001
me + cake nyc
Look, my clothes aren't even off yet and all the ladies've got their money ready! Aw yeah, boyee. (Too bad they all put their money away once I started getting naked...).
we did it for science male strippers
November 07, 2001
me + cake nyc
...and when that didn't get an immediate response, I upped the ante with "beefcake" version (check out Grant's sassy, coy lil' smile! Tee-hee!) ...and SHA-POW! It worked. Grant and I got the green light: we were going to become male strippers.
we did it for science male strippers
November 07, 2001
me + cake nyc
Our Nerve co-workers Em & Lo were right in the front row and were supposed to immortalize our maiden strip performance on film for my photo album, but according to Lo, "We got so excited when you two came out that we were so busy yelling and screaming with our arms up in the air that we forgot to take photos."
we did it for science male strippers
November 07, 2001
me + cake nyc
At one point in the night, Grant and I gave dirty lap dances to Em & Lo up on stage in front of everyone. (Check out Emma trying to escape my grasp! Hahahaha).
we did it for science male strippers
November 07, 2001
me + cake nyc
After watching the end of "tighty whitie" man's performance, Grant hustled back to the dressing room to reapply his mustache!
we did it for science male strippers
November 07, 2001
me + cake nyc
...and here's the view of us peeking out on to the mayhem that was on the stage!

If you look to the right and you'll see Grant and myself waiting our turn to put on our big strip show (Can you see how nervous we are?).
we did it for science male strippers
November 07, 2001