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Nice to meet you, Edie! Welcome to New York!
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Sniffing majestically.
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Showing off her wienertude.
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Smells like puppy.
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Ok, now back to puppies and pink blankets.
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Oh, hai!
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Wave goodbye!
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Making friends.
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Even as a puppy, Edie was into the sneak-attack French kiss. Here's me artfully dodging just in time!
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Then we tipped over the box so she could come out and say hi but she was a little bit shy.
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Buddies.
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Until Leigh managed to coax her out with her favorite stuffed animal.
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I know all puppies are cute, but c'mon!
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...and instantly weaseled her weaselly body into my heart.
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Edie popped up...blinked adorably (awwww)....
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I showed up right as Leigh was taking her out of the box! (Not really!).
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Flying weiner! (See, like I said - not too much of a narrative, just cute overload.)
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Who's got a little wiener body? Who does? Who does?
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Leigh and Edie.
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Hahaha.
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Scooped up!
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Every photo like this just makes me want to smash her little puppy head.
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Edie showing off her skull and cross-bones sweater.
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Walking home on Monday, I ran into Sarah on the street with her brand new puppy!
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Here's the photo that the drawing is based on! Piper the puppy bounding across the carpet at Leigh's house and licking her chops with her huge tongue! (How fucking cute is this photo?)
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Being cute is hard work!
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Later that night Leigh came over and we played with Piper some more! Uh-oh, look who got themselves a pink hoodie!
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It's bug-dog!
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Hahaha.
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Hahahah. (All pets like Cheetos!).
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...eat some Cheetos.
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Then she fell asleep.
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And I used her as a beer coaster.
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Hahaha. I bet you'd call the ASPCA if you weren't laughing so hard right now.
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Piper decided to hang out, watch like ten episodes of Lost on DVD with Leigh and I...
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It's Leigh and Piper! I think Ellen was away for a few weeks and Leigh was puppy-sitting this whole time which is why I have so many more pics of Piper with Leigh than I have of her with Ellen!
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Tiny Piper!
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Well how about we tuck you under the covers so that you can...
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...take a nap. Hahahaha.
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Awwww, are you sleepy, Pipes?
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Leigh was puppy-sitting for Ellen so I went over to her place on Sunday and we pet Piper so much that we sent her into a a stupor. Look at her face!
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Piper, are you winking at me?
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And this one's even better! Leigh opened her mouth again to pretend that she was going to eat Piper's head and Piper put her tiny little puppy-paws right in Leigh's mouth. (Go ahead and say "Awwwww!" out loud. You know you want to).
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Hahahahaha. When I'm having a bad day, this is the go-to photo to cheer me up.
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And speaking of dogshit...the most exciting news of the night was that Ellen (seen here with John) had brought her new puppy, Piper, to Misshapes! Hahaha. Look at her lil' bat ears!
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Piper has expressive eyebrows and a tongue that's too long for her mouth so the tip is always peeking out.
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Big guuuuuuuy with a little dooooooooog.
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On Sunday a whole buncha us when to brunch at Kate's and we all fawned over Ellen's brand new chiuaua puppy named Piper that she snuck into the restaurant. Here's Leigh about to chomp her tiny lil' puppy ear off.
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Here's me out on the street wishing Piper the puppy and Ellen a good night.
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Sari and Pumpkin.
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On Saturday afternoon I went up to max and relax in the Sheep's Meadow in Central Park with Vin, Grant and the Fatty and we ended up running into Meredith and a few of her friends. This is her friend Sari's brand new puppy, Pumpkin. (Go ahead, say "awwwwwwwwwww." You know you want to.)
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If this little guy isn't the cutest, most adorable thing you have ever seen I don't know what is. Oh and look; he's holding a puppy.
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I'm so down with O.P.P. (Other Peoples' Pets). If you're out walking your dog and I see you - chances are, you're getting stopped and like it or not, I'm going to spend some time loving your pooch. Here's a picture of me with what had to be the raddest, happiest, silkiest pit bull puppy I've ever had the privilege of accosting on the street.