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Matt & Tinkerbell!
halloween in florida
October 29, 2010
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The night culminated with Matt nipple-touch-serenading this couple into gentle, lap-collapsing sleep.
the september roundup
September, 2010
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Later that night we made friends with friends.
the november roundup
November, 2009
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When Jersey Shore first came out Matt was stoked because he could show off his abs by "making fun of" The Situation. Haha.
the november roundup
November, 2009
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By the time we got to the LES, whatever party we were supposed to have been attending, had long since ended. So instead we made friends with a bearded, black cowboy...
the may roundup: part one
May, 2007
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