After the park, Grant and I stopped over Fatty's house to pick up a bag of blank CD sleeves that we were going to use to hand-make the artwork for the new Fiasco EP. While we were at his apartment, Grant moved an amp out of the way and made a shocking discovery!
The condom was funny and all, but it looked a little lonely up there all by itself. So we decided to look around the apartment for something else that we could add to the top of the tree.
Later that night, a whole bunch of us went to Orchard Bar to celebrate Gurj Bassi's birthday at the old Stolen Transmission party. Hahahah. Gurj, Karen & Sarah. This picture pretty much sums up all of the Orchard Bar Stolen Transmission parties. Man, they were fun.
...like these studded (studded??) Rough Rider condoms. (Check out that sexy-ass saggy-titted lady on the package. Her vagina can't wait to pummeled by a bumpy cock!)
Okay I know this a little random, but you know you're living close to Chinatown when your local bodega's got these stocked! (Hehehe. Just Kidding!) Anyway, "Snugger Fit?" Oh, man - what's worse than having to go up to the register with a package of these bad boys? Oh wait, having a girl you've never slept with before see this package before she sees your, um, package.
Check this shit out...these three girls were part of a bachelorette party and they were going around asking if anyone had a condom...because their friend was getting married in a few days and she needed to "Get fucked one last time." Her friends informed us that they needed a condom because they didn't have one and "You know, she's not going to fuck some stranger right before her wedding without a condom 'cus that would be wrong." Luckily Vinnie Delpino (Doogie Howser's best friend) came through with a rubber at the last minute!
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