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Sweet Maria, look at that payload! Grant masks up to protect himself from Dash: Poo Terrorist. Grant ended up having to use the better part of a box of baby wipes, while I played the part of the bad friend who took pics from a safe sideline distance.
trip to cali part two: la to san francisco
December 13, 2003
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I waited with my camera poised as Grant took off Dash's diaper to investigate and managed to catch this primo shot of him dry-heaving.
trip to cali part two: la to san francisco
December 13, 2003
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...crazy-ass baby diarrhea. Grant and I were sitting on the couch and all of a sudden we smelled something that reminded us of a really sharp block of cheddar that had gone bad.
trip to cali part two: la to san francisco
December 13, 2003
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...but you got a drooling problem.
thanksgiving vacation
November 26, 2003
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Hahaha.
the november roundup
November, 2003
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...while I took them through my repertoire of "Faces Nobody Likes You To Make in Public."
the october roundup
October, 2003
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Sarah to Emily: "Has he stopped doing it yet?"
the october roundup
October, 2003
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..."My throat feels like burning."
tara's 21st birthday and goodbye party
September 30, 2003
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On the way home I was hungry again so we stopped at Subway. Tara, who was still feeling sick from White Castle, used my sandwich bag to block out the smell of my giant meatball hoagie. Hahahaha.
friday night out
September 05, 2003
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Here's me leaning in and making eating noises trying to get Grant to make good on his threat. (I figured worse case scenario, if he actually did throw up, we could just put one of the huge soda-pails in front of him to catch the mess!).
the september roundup part one
September, 2003
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After we polished off the first bucket, Grant was feeling pretty sick. Fatty and I started on the second bucket and Grant was like "Please stop eating you guys. Seriously. I'm so full the sound of you eating is going to make me throw up."
the september roundup part one
September, 2003
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In case any of you were wondering what the bottoms of a person's feet would look like after walking around on a drink-soaked, ash laden bar basement carpet - here you go. Seriously, I can't think of anything grosser than this picture....
sarah's lingerie karaoke birthday party
August 06, 2003
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After Doogie and Keanu, I thought that there'd be no where to go but down. But then I managed to snap this pic of The Sweatiest Armpit Guy Ever. Suh-weet!
the matrix reloaded movie party
May 13, 2003
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We interrupt the Alex M. Section for a picture of Hikma's reaction to "Alex M: Makeout Bandit."
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003