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...and the annual neighborhood tradition where they re-enact the crucifixion in PARADE form.
the march roundup
March, 2016
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(This Jesus has a wheel on the bottom of his cross to make it easier, tho!)
the march roundup
March, 2016
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It was filled with lots of these really bright paintings I liked.
stacy and liz get married in new mexico
March 05, 2016
jesus
Catholics always gotta take things to the next level: Here's your head back, Jesus!
stacy and liz get married in new mexico
March 05, 2016
jesus
...and found that it was wholly-occupied by a barefooted Jesus-looking guy dancing in a filthy white robe. This song's all you!
the march roundup
March, 2014
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...Jesus!
philippines: part one
March 03, 2012
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Locals told me the statue is nicknamed BIG BUTTER JESUS because it looks like it's sculpted out of butter. Haha. I just looked the statue's Wikipedia entry and get this: "On June 15, 2010 the statue was struck by lightning and suffered major damage in the resulting blaze. The statue was sculpted using a thin skin of fiberglass over a flammable styrofoam interior stabilized by a metal frame, and the fire left only its internal metal structure." THOU SHALT NOT PORTRAY ME IN DAIRY!
the july roundup
July, 2009
jesus
...and in front of the church there's a 60-foot statue of Jesus emerging from a pool of water.
the july roundup
July, 2009
jesus
We drove east on I-75 from the airport into Dayton and on the highway there's a mega-church called Solid Rock Church...
the july roundup
July, 2009
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...Fabio showed up to the park in his bathrobe last year and pretended to be Jesus all day.
business trip to orlando
March 26, 2007
jesus
After we were finished dorking around, we took a walk around the beach and collected seashells and Christian literature! Hahaha.
far rockaway beach and lifetime
July 08, 2006
jesus
...THIS AMAZING PHOTO! Hahahaha. Holy shit, this pic makes me LOL every time I see it. (Bonus points for the chopsticks standing in as a spear to the ribs!)
the holiday present extravaganza of xmas 2005
December 24, 2005
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On Thursday morning we all admired Josh's new "Tommy Sunshine" tattoo.
sxsw south by southwest 2005
March 16, 2005
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How about a closer look? Hahaha. I think the resemblance is uncanny.
sxsw south by southwest 2005
March 16, 2005
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Who mournfully repped with her fellow Jew. (PS - Why is Jesus holding a pussy willow? Anyone? Anyone?)
thursday night out (with jesus)
July 18, 2003
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So we walk all the way down to Chinatown only to find that the party's long since over and all the cute girls (if they even existed in the first place) are nowhere to be seen (fucking Vin, sheesh).. But on the upside, on the walk back up towards the East Village, we found this picture of Jesus that someone had put out for the trash and we decided to save him (God knows how many people he's saved so, you know, it was the least we could do).
thursday night out (with jesus)
July 18, 2003
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...I figured it was time she spend a lil' quality time with JayCee. (Not like it's gonna matter, since she's going to hell for being JEWISH).
thursday night out (with jesus)
July 18, 2003
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...when we got to the park there were all this scary "fire and brimstone " group preaching (read: SCREAMING) about how we were all gonna go to hell. Hell? Fuck! We quickly decided that with hell looming on the horizon we best not waste a day...and decided to head out to Prospect Park in Brooklyn...
badminton in brooklyn
July 12, 2003