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limo

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frank7
!bachelor party5
seth5
fatty4
!best3
colin3
grant2
!laptop2
!sing2
big ray1
!birthday1
!chef1
!clap1
!clown1
cynthia1
!drunk1
katie1
me1
!passed out1
ryan k1

limo — Hey, hey! It's Frank the Bachelor!

limo — ...we hit the SUPERLIMO one last time to be driven home.

limo — Wednesday night at 7pm sharp, my cell phone rang. It was Seth. "Battjer, look out your window, we're heeeeeeeeeeere." I pulled back my bedroom curtain and instantly shuddered. After rhetorically asking myself countless times "What kind of douchenozzle would actually ever drive around Manhattan in a fucking HUMMER-LIMO?" I'd finally answered my own question. Doh. (In Seth's defense, he'd actually ordered a normal strech limo but it'd broken down and this was the only other car the company had onhand that would accomodate our group.)

limo — After our club "experience" (I seem to recall getting treated to visually stunning dispaly of vaginal gymnastics including a woman who smoked a cigarette "down there") we hopped back into the limo and headed back to Manhattan to find something to eat.

limo — ...while Seth fired up his laptop in search of our next pervy destination.

limo — Condom hat and "You're-getting-married" ball & chain: Check.

limo — And Chef, well he just took it easy in the corner.

limo — ...NEON CHARIOT of military might! We all sang songs...

limo — The Fatty sipping on a cerveza.

limo — Colin "Big Daddy" Gentle kicking it Jodeci style in the back o' tha limo.

limo — Seth "Bachelor Mastermind" Miller.

limo — After being dropped off at my apartment, here's my 5am photo of SUPERLIMO driving away to drop off the rest of the boys. Congrats, Frank!

limo — Yours truly.

limo — Antonio (who you may remember from the night we did karaoke and Tracey Morgan showed up) and Frank.

limo — True computer nerd that he is, Seth had brought his laptop complete with an Excel spreadsheet that listed all the NYC-area titty bars and the pros and cons of each (topless only, full nude, drinks available, etc).

limo — With Frank properly attired, we instructed the driver to make a few victory laps around Soho so we could shoot the shit and have a few drinks before our first destination: Blue Mountain BBQ on Spring St.

limo — Here's a no-flash shot just so you can appreciate the neon accents (just like way back when we were in Montreal, right?)

limo — Bellies full o' BBQ, we hopped back into the limo and looked to Seth for the next destiniation.

limo — Our cab-van showed shortly after that and ushered us to safety! Happy Birthday Siege!

limo — Time out! On my walk up Bowery to meet Grant and the boys for a little pre-karaoke Thai dinner, I saw a white, 40ft Hummer limo parked outside of CBGBs. As I passed the open door, I was almost blinded by bling. A white Hummer stretch limo? Vision-restrictive amounts of bling? There could only be one human responsible for that - That's right, y'all, it's BIG RAY. Ray was an "investor" in a studio we built when I was a partner in on online music start-up. Turns out one of the bands he manages was playing CBGBs that night and it gave us a chance to catch up.

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