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me + tit squeeze — Hahaha. Here's me arriving at the party and making a "Meredith has no idea that I'm about to propose" face while Cat gives me a purple nurple.

me + tit squeeze — Not touchin' 'em! Not touchin' em!

me + tit squeeze — ...would you just look at how much she enjoying that! So art-rotic!

me + tit squeeze — Later that night, I got frisky with the bas relief murals at our resort...

me + tit squeeze — Are there any pictures of Lauren Flax and I in existence where I'm not getting a full-on honking handful of her tit?

me + tit squeeze — Moving to San Francisco in less than twenty days. (What the fuck was I thinking?)

me + tit squeeze — Same picture, but this time someone managed to sneak in a crafty 'FUCK YOU, BIRTHDAY BOY" finger into the mix.' Hahaha.

me + tit squeeze — Carol bites my titty while an unknown ginger (by the way, that word is pronounced so that it rhymes with "ringer") gives me the sneaky devil horns.

me + tit squeeze — Lesbians are as magical as unicorns because if you're a straight boy you're totally allowed to play with their titties and it's A-OK.

me + tit squeeze — ...and then she grabbed her boobs.

me + tit squeeze — Keep in mind - not only was this happening in public, it was happening on public while I was standing on a stage.

me + tit squeeze — Hahaha.

me + tit squeeze — And here's my dinner - both plates of it. No, I'm totally not fucking kidding. These two plates represent one meal. What happened was when the waiter was taking our order I asked, "If I'm really hungry, what should I get?" Before I even fishished asking he replied, "Really hungry, eh? Then you're going to want to be having...(dramatic pause)...THE CONQUISTIDOR." Me: "Mmmmm, that sounds good. I"ll have that."

me + tit squeeze — Sarah knows how to pinch a titty - that's fer sure.

me + tit squeeze — Emily, Tara, Tiff and me (look at Emily getting all frisky with my coco-jugs).

me + tit squeeze — After closing out Chi-chi's (at a rokking 10pm!!!), we headed over to Roxbury's other hot, hot nightspot, The Barn where we ran into John Christie!!!

me + tit squeeze — Yep, not even three minutes later and Deborah's already grabbing my titty. Watch carefully as the effects of tequilla unfold before your very eyes. (Also, it should be noted that this is also the point in the evening where, with the exception of Jim, every single Nerve employee pussed out and went home. Spring Street Reprazent, yo!!!)

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