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...and ended up punching myself in the face pretty hard. Lol. Mountain life!
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Don't drink well scotch. Woke up on my couch feeling like I got hit by a truck. Ouch.
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Tuesday morning bruise-assment of of Monday evening's aikido elbow-injury. Ouch!
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Post aikido-class elbow injury inspection.
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Woke up on Thursday REAL SORE from hitting the mat a hundred times.
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This is the face I couldn't stop making after going to the new crossfit gym across the street from my place for the 2nd time in the week.
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I took an antihistamine and about thirty minutes later I'd almost returned to normal.
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...I was trying different kinds of niacin (experimenting to see which kinds increased my ability to remember dreams!) and the new kind I'd just purchased made my face immediately swell up and get all puffy.
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...and put some ointment on my nose bridge! And then got wet!
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Here's me a few hours later after my new board clocked me in the face. I buried my nose, went over the front of the board, and when I came up for air, the edge of my board bonked me in the forehead right above my left eye and the sharp-edge of one of the fins when into the meat of my nose where the bridge meets the brow. I saw stars and had those few moments where I was afraid to take my hand away from my face because I was expecting a lot of blood. All things considered, I got off relatively unscathed!
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The next morning I woke up with a super swollen lymph node in my jaw. I had a hard time chewing and was in a ton of pain.
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I woke up on Friday morning in serious pain and the entire right side of my face was swollen and distorted!
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Ouch. I went to the doctor and it turned out to be another staph infection. He hypothesized that I picked up a different type of staph bacteria in Thailand from scuba equipment that hadn't been properly sterilized. Divers, take note! (After you're done marveling at my Rudolph-red nose, if you look at my jawline, you'll notice that one of my lymph nodes is so swollen that you can actually see it!)
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By midnight, the "irritation" on my nostril had turned into a swollen, painful, honking nightmare. I texted my doctor and told him that I needed to see him first thing in the morning. Ouch.
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Before going to bed, I redressed my mysterious spider-bite thingy which was starting to look like it was getting better, and then we called it a night.
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I spent most of Monday in meetings for work. Tara spend most of Monday getting incredibly sunburnt at the hotel pool. Ouchie. After meeting up, we set out on the strip to explore some more.