I got up to help him out and was told that he didn't need any help "figuring out his own camera, Goddamnit!" So I took some photos of everyone waiting. Hahah.
Before anyone can eat, it's a family tradition that my dad needs to take a group photo of the table. There's nothing better than watching him try to figure out the auto-timer on his camera. Every year, he'll think he's activated it and he'll start running around through the kitchen so he can make it back to his seat before a pic's taken - but there are always like three false alarms and he gets progressively angrier as he has to go back and try to get it to work (which makes us all laugh more, which in turn makes him even angrier).
Uncle Wayne broke all his own holiday records by managing to fall asleep
before the meal! (Caption taken from Meredith's
recap of this very same day that she posted almost a year ago when this shit actually
happened. Nice one, babe.) In order to top himself next year, he's
actually going to have to fall asleep at the wheel while driving over.