My Aunt Elaine says it's because Zoe's bleeder (who still grooms her once a month) is pretty much her favorite person in the world and he's black so whenever she see's anyone black, she goes crazy. But we all suspect it's because she's a RACIST DOG!
Then we came inside so Zoe could watch some TV. This is the best thing ever: every time a black person comes on TV, Zoe goes absolutely apeshit. She had us laughing so hard I almost pissed my pants. Seriously, she'll stand there all attentive staring at the TV for minutes on end witout so much as a itty-bitty "woof." But as soon as any black person comes on TV, she barks and barks.
The bar was fucking hilarious. There were TV mounted all over the place that were showing "hi-light" clips of rowdy things that had happened in the bar on an endless loop. Here's one of my faves: a line of people laying their heads on the bar backwards while the bartender pours down the line directly into all of the mouths.
...to me singing my second karaoke jam of the evening. (Before "Oh! Darling" I also sang George Michael's "Faith." I was going to post the pics but now looking at them I'm realizing that when I wear my black leather "BSA" jacket with the fringe on the sleeves maybe I shouldn't wear such tight jeans because when I shake my ass it looks pretty fruity. Maybe it's just me though, I dunno.)