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balls — People tell me I've got a lotta balls.

balls — Got home to find the brand new foam ball I'd ordered had arrived!

balls — ...and managed to catch some pretty gnarly, ballbag-clipping pics!

balls — ...and then I stopped to take a photo of these spiky, hangy, tree-balls....

balls — Scott was wearing little soccer shorts with no lining which meant that on the way back he kept unknowingly subjecting horrified subway passengers to epicly sweet peek-a-boo ball shots like these.

I was trying to take a sneaky photo so I could just email it to him later that night, but we all started laughing hysterically and he figured out what we were up to. (Also: A guy who reads this site was in the subway car with us and recognized us as we laughed about trying to take sneaky pics of our friend's bean bag! Hahaha).

balls — Happy birthday, Matt Rubano! WE LOVE YOUR HUGE BALLS.

balls — ...and realized I'd been PHOTO BRAINED by the Fatty! Epic!

balls — ...Jesse's ginormous balls.

balls — Colin actually showed up to a social function! Here he is asking "Hey guys, remember when I actually used to have a pair?"

balls — Next up was Grant and his bowling ball titties. (Bonus points for Fatty's "smells like shit" face in the background).

balls — ...Crazy Marni realized what I was up to and quick as a snake took my BALLS HOSTAGE. Santa Maria! Careful with those things.

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boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night

August 01, 2003

brained ↗+