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Fatty and then-girlfriend Gee-Ritty.
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...PASSOVER! Awww, yeah - lemme hear ya CHALLAH! Heheh. Here's Fatty cold propin' for yet another JDate photo. Manischeitz and matzoh makes the ladies crazy.
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They made me feel funny. Down, you know, there.
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...he started pulling all these weird "sexy man" poses on his recently purchased zebra skin rug.
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David "KING OF JDATE" Fateman lived up to his nickname by actually bringing his JDate from earlier on in the evening to the party!
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Here's Fatty with ANOTHER potential JDate photo. This one gets my vote. Nothing gets those cyber Jewesses hotter than knowing a man's into spelunking. Awwwww, yeah.
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Yet another possible JDate photo opp for the Fatty. "Dude, it says to chicks 'I like culture and stuff' ". As handsome as he looks ladies, just keep in mind that moments after posing for this picture he ran off to "look for the torture chamber."
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...yet another photo-sesh in which Fatty tried to capture the perfect JDate photo. Here's the Hasselhoff
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After perfecting David, it was time for him to work on his Pamela.
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And here's Fatty using the timer on his camera in pursuit of "the perfect photo for his JDate.com profile." Seriously, everytime we turned around, this kid was snapping clandestine self-portraits to later use to ensnare hot, cyber Jewesses. More on this later.
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Here's Fatty later on that night at my place checking his JDate email one last time. Because Fatty's like one of three Jewish guys on the site that's taller than six foot and has all his hair, the kid gets more emails than he knows what to do with.