So instead of talking to him, we decided it would probably be more fun to capture him on film looking creepy and then posting his creepy-ass self up on the internet for everyone to see. Here's attempt number 1. You can kind of see his creepy face over the right-hand side of my head.
Underneath our "Greaser Jeans," all the T-Bird boyz were wearing matching, red, 50's-era, Banana-Hammock style bathing suits. We cooked up a boys VS girls sing-a-long routine to "Summer Lovin" and halfway through the routine, we all dropped our pants and wowed the judges with our matching marble sacks (and our manly physiques).