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Edie (the tiny little puppy) kept bullying Piper. She'd lay in the grass and feign indifference, but then as soon as Piper wandered into "striking range"...
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...SHA-POW! She'd leap into action and attack! Eventually, Piper was preemptively laying down and being like "Fuck it. You win. I'm on the ground already so you don't have to knock me over, ok?"
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Later that afternoon, Mer and I went to Tompkins Square to relax in the grass and read. We looked up from our books and saw two totally hot chicks crossing the park with tiny dogs. We were like "Whoa, check out those two."
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Piper was there and she and I also did the usual. I fed her treats not meant for dogs (Cheetos, etc).
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Then I let her gnaw on my fingers some.
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Then we basically just chilled out and read the NME together.
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Hahah. Bag-dog peek-a-boo!
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Sarah was dog-sitting for Piper (who has an ever-present tongue poking out of her mouth).
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Niki and Piper (who was possessed by Satan) watched from the sidelines.
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On Tuesday night I hung out with Ellen and Piper. That is all.
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Here's the photo that the drawing is based on! Piper the puppy bounding across the carpet at Leigh's house and licking her chops with her huge tongue! (How fucking cute is this photo?)
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Being cute is hard work!
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Later that night Leigh came over and we played with Piper some more! Uh-oh, look who got themselves a pink hoodie!
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It's bug-dog!
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Hahaha.
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Hahahah. (All pets like Cheetos!).
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...eat some Cheetos.
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Then she fell asleep.
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And I used her as a beer coaster.
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Hahaha. I bet you'd call the ASPCA if you weren't laughing so hard right now.
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Piper decided to hang out, watch like ten episodes of Lost on DVD with Leigh and I...
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It's Leigh and Piper! I think Ellen was away for a few weeks and Leigh was puppy-sitting this whole time which is why I have so many more pics of Piper with Leigh than I have of her with Ellen!
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Tiny Piper!
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On Friday night, Sarah and Leigh came over (with Piper the puppy!) in the pouring rain to bring my a belated birthday gift!
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Well how about we tuck you under the covers so that you can...
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...take a nap. Hahahaha.
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Awwww, are you sleepy, Pipes?
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Leigh was puppy-sitting for Ellen so I went over to her place on Sunday and we pet Piper so much that we sent her into a a stupor. Look at her face!
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Piper, are you winking at me?
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And this one's even better! Leigh opened her mouth again to pretend that she was going to eat Piper's head and Piper put her tiny little puppy-paws right in Leigh's mouth. (Go ahead and say "Awwwww!" out loud. You know you want to).
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Hahahahaha. When I'm having a bad day, this is the go-to photo to cheer me up.
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And speaking of dogshit...the most exciting news of the night was that Ellen (seen here with John) had brought her new puppy, Piper, to Misshapes! Hahaha. Look at her lil' bat ears!
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Piper has expressive eyebrows and a tongue that's too long for her mouth so the tip is always peeking out.
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Big guuuuuuuy with a little dooooooooog.
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Then Leigh came out to say hi to Piper and kept saying "You're head is so cute and tiny I want to bite it off!" (Look at Piper's expression all like "Yo! WTF?").
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And here's me carrying tiny Piper in her puppy-papoose. Hahaha.
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On Sunday a whole buncha us when to brunch at Kate's and we all fawned over Ellen's brand new chiuaua puppy named Piper that she snuck into the restaurant. Here's Leigh about to chomp her tiny lil' puppy ear off.
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Here's me out on the street wishing Piper the puppy and Ellen a good night.