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...Tymber had forgotten to request that he also remove the tail and fins. Check out her face as she stares at its crispy little arm waving helplessly in the air. Holy shit. We almost died. Chris played the good samaritan and filleted the fish for her while she averted her eyes.
european vacation part 15: relaxing.
October 28, 2003
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Here's where I'd like to point out that Tymber was a bit of a weirdo (just in case the bit where she "willingly made out with Grant" in the previous entry didn't tip you off). She talked a bunch about being a strict vegetarian, and then out of the blue decided that she was going to order fish for lunch. She then went on to explain that she probably would eat fish more often, but the fish in Crete was served with the heads left on and it "grossed her out." So when Kostas came over to take our order, with the help of Chris as a translator, she explained to him that she wanted fish if it was possible to have it served without the head. Chris relayed the request in his perfect Greek, and Kostas assured her it wouldn't be problem. Twenty minutes later, the fish came out sans head, just as Kostas had said. But unfortunately...
european vacation part 15: relaxing.
October 28, 2003
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We drove back into downtown Rethymnon, parked the car, and headed back over to...
european vacation part 15: relaxing.
October 28, 2003
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We got into town, parked the car and walked over to the closed club. Minutes later, true to her word, Tymber showed up right on time. We all headed back to the car, and decided, despite the threatening clouds, to head to the beach and take a swim. I dropped Tymber and Grant off at the beach across the street from our resort and went to park the car. By the time I made it back to the beach, it had began raining and I showed up just in time to catch...
european vacation part 15: relaxing.
October 28, 2003
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...Tymber and Grant running out of the water for shelter.
european vacation part 15: relaxing.
October 28, 2003
tymber
Just when we'd totally given up on interacting with females, Grant spotted a girl that we'd seen out on a previous night. He'd overheard her talking and knew she was American. So we went over and introduced ourselves. (Check out the Fatty in the background trying to sneak into the pic with a "Fatty Face").
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
tymber
Looky, looky! What's going on here in this picture? After Grant was done giving her the "See, aren't we fun guys?" photo review, she quickly cozied up to tha Grizza.
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
tymber
Throwing down for the cam.
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
tymber
After the girls were done telling us about their travels, Grant took Fatty's cam and gave them a run down of our trip thus far.
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
tymber
And before we even knew what was going on, tha Grizza'd brought her out on the dance floor! Oh snap!
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
tymber
Meanwhile, back at home base, Grant seemed to be making serious flirty headway with the lovely Tymber.
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
tymber
Me, Tymber and tha Grizza.
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
tymber
Yaaaaay, Amstel.
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
tymber
"I'll smoosh your eye!" Shelby and Tymber.
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
tymber
It was getting pretty late and Shelby, Tymber's roommate, seemed like she was tired and getting ready to go home. Grant sensing that Shelby was going to try to get Tymber to leave early with her, tried to get Shelby in the mix out on the dance floor in hopes that she'd stay a little longer. Check out the Fatty peeping Grant's crafty "Hey, now let's ALL dance together!" move from the sidelines. Smoooooooooth! Hahaha.
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
tymber
Now normally, this would've been a deal breaker for New York City Grant. But On-Vacation Grant, shrugged that shit off like a bad dream and went right back to kicking it on the dance floor.
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
tymber
DEEEEEEEE-NIED! Doh! Holy shit, what's better than the fact that I managed to actually capture this pic? (DAMN YOU, GARLIC BREAD!)
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
tymber
After a few minutes of dancing together, Shelby said she was leaving and Tymber announced that she was going to stick around. Crisis averted, the Grizza fixed Tymber with a smoldering stare, went in for the kiss and . . .
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
tymber
As well as the "Hey, it was nice to meet you too" hug. If there was audio, this is where I'd have a clip of the "I did mention I have my own TV show coming out, right?" conversation. Hehehe.
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
tymber
Being all sneaky with the cam from the sidelines, I also managed to capture the "Hey, I've got to get going..." chat.
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
tymber
This dude was hanging out for a long time waiting for Tymber to say goodbye so he could walk her home. Check out Grant in the corner trying his hardest to not let on that he's trying his hardest to listen in on what they're saying.
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
tymber
We got outside and after a quick "Charlie's Angels" pose for the cam, Grant and Tymber made plans to meet up out front of the club the next morning at 11am and then head to the beach together.
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003