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Audience shot. (Check me getting all hip-hop-hooray in the lower righthand corner).
em and lo's book reading
November 25, 2003
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On Sunday I was walking north up Bowery to meet Sarah for some delicious Mexican brunch and I ran into a huge throng of people at 2nd St. that had turned up to watch the dedication ceremony as 2nd St was officially named ...
the november roundup
November, 2003
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Siege and I immediately hit it off and started swapping filthy, pervy stories and pretty soon we found our conversation had actually repelled the crowd around us.
the november roundup
November, 2003
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Here's the dancefloor of the 25 and under club on the other side of the building. See those screens on the background? They kept flashing a phone number on the screen and if you sent a text message to it, they'd post whatever you'd texted on the big screens for everyone to see. I'm telling you, they're living in the future over there in Essex! The future!
european vacation part 20: halloween in bas vegas, baby!
October 31, 2003
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Here you can see Michael hi-fiving his friends ("And then I told them to fuck off before I kicked their American asses!") while my dreamgirl chats with her friend about how she wishes her friend would stop coming between her and her future husband.
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
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Crowd shot.
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
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Brian "I want to dance with somebody" Battjer!
european vacation part 7: first day in crete!.
October 24, 2003
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Grant "Wally Weirdnuts" Stoddard!
european vacation part 7: first day in crete!.
October 24, 2003
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Buddha Cafe, the first place we popped into, was booming. But as we'd been told, we'd arrived in Crete about a week past the end of the "tourist season" and excluding a few people that we managed to pick out as fellow travelers, 98% of the people there were Cretan (the photo above represents the one, small clique of foreigners we saw out that night).

So concerning the locals, the first thing you should know is that Cretan women are among the prettiest I've ever seen in the world. Seriously, we were blown away. Here's the breakdown: 80% of them are drop dead gorgeous. 10% of them are just regular gorgeous. And the remaining 10% are maybe a little funny in the face, but they've still got ridiculous bums. Which brings me to point number two: 100% of Cretan girls have badonkadonk, J-Lo, pornstar asses. When viewed from the side, all of their bums look like the letter C. We nearly lost our tiny minds. We were like how could we not have heard about the asses here? Which brings me to the last point about Cretan girls: 100% of them wanted to have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FOUR OF US.

Chris talked to some of the local boys in Greek and then he explained to us that because Rethymnon is a tourism town, it's apparently taboo for the local girls to be interested in visiting boys because all the local boys will think she is a slut and won't want anything to do with her. *sniffle*

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european vacation part 7: first day in crete!.
October 24, 2003
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The party was a little much. It was way too over crowded and we'd missed the open bar. We were just about to leave when we ran into...
the september roundup part one
September, 2003
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4:31pm: Here's a shot from our office window of the intersection of Broadway & Spring St.
the nyc power blackout of 2003
August 14, 2003
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And here's a shot looking north up Broadway. The traffic lights were all out so people were just walking in the street. The amount of noise coming from the street was incredible.
the nyc power blackout of 2003
August 14, 2003
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After my makeout sesh with Frances, Grant, Tara, Fatty and I hopped into a cab and headed to B-Side in Manhattan.
my 27th birthday party
August 08, 2003
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Around midnight the party was in full effect and... (on to Part Two, trust me, it gets good.)
emma's 30th birthday: part one
May 21, 2003
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People started showing up around 9ish and by 10pm the place was already starting to fill up (as evidenced by this shot of my living room).
emma's 30th birthday: part one
May 21, 2003
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On the way home to NYC, we stopped at the Cherry Hill, NJ firehouse to eat at the "Bruce Long Beef and Beer Memorial Dinner" (Erica's good friend's dad died of cancer a few years ago and now they hold a fundraiser every year in his name).
trip to philly
April 19, 2003
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At around 2am, we cut out of the party and headed down to Piano's to meet up with a buncha people.
saturday night out
April 04, 2003
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Remember Waldo? Here's a page from my forthcoming book Where's Gaydo? (You'll note that he's still doing "the Molly.")
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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J.P. dances with the crowd.
reunited in bk
February 27, 2003
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On Valentine's Day Tara and I went to see Em and Lo perform in a sketch comedy show and then we walked over to Adult World for Gibby's party.
random february pics
February, 2003
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The crowd. Yay.
random february pics
February, 2003