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tagged together in 23 photos in 2004

karaoke + strangers

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me9
carol5
!best4
!barf2
liz2
marjorie2
colin1
!dance1
frank1
!nipple1
!point1
!remote lounge1
!ugly face1

karaoke + strangers — This guy was a fucking karaoke god.

karaoke + strangers — The night ending with a group sing-a-long of...

karaoke + strangers — ...Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.

karaoke + strangers — So a little later on in the night, this guy got called up to sing. He took the stage, but Matt accidentally started playing the wrong song. Instead of correcting Matt this (incredibly drunk) guy ripped off his shirt and started screaming along to the song (that he clearly didn't know at all).

karaoke + strangers — So amazing.

karaoke + strangers — ...HAHAHAHAHA. Hooooo-leeeeeeeeee fugging shit. I almost pissed myself. What's that? You'd like a close up? Yeah, me too.

karaoke + strangers — There was this dude there who had slathered himself in that awful bronzer skin dye that makes you look tan. He kept going up to Sid and Buddy every five minutes and saying stuff like "Yo dudes, am I going to be up anytime soon? I'm going to be a famous singer someday and it might be in your best interest to treat me right." He tried that nonsense for 90 minutes and finally growing discouraged, bribed them with $40 and was instantly put on stage. Hahaha. He started singing some awful Justin Timberlake song while gyrating and air-humping. This prompted Carol to bum-rush the stage and sexily unbutton his shirt while he sang. He thought she was into him, but everytime he looked away from her, she'd pull faces like this...

karaoke + strangers — Neeeeple Peeench.

karaoke + strangers — This guy was awful, so Carol and Marjorie rushed the stage to try and help make his performance more entertaining.

karaoke + strangers — Hahahahah. Holy fuck. Who knew Justin Timberlake had a brother with Down's Syndrome?

karaoke + strangers — Especially this one girl who spent most of the song dancing while leaning all of her weight against me.

karaoke + strangers — After Fatty and Colin primed the audience and by the time I hit the stage to deliver a Bon Jovi smackdown, things were totally...

karaoke + strangers — Colin and Bill's amazing duet managed to bring even more girls we didn't know up out of their seats and on to the dancefloor.

karaoke + strangers — Here she is again with the lean.

karaoke + strangers — Normally, I'd edit these down - but that blonde girl made so many awesome faces it just wouldn't fair to not show you all of them.

karaoke + strangers — After our duet, Liz led the ladies in song.

karaoke + strangers — Something by Madonna. Borderline, maybe?

karaoke + strangers — A bad name, indeed. Thanks for all the support ladies. You done made New Jersey proud.

karaoke + strangers — When you do the Jovi right, girls can't help but touch their boobies! Hot damn!

karaoke + strangers — Or at least it did until her friend decided to get in on it by rubbing his ass all over me.

karaoke + strangers — Quicly became a duet. Er, sort of. This girl didn't sing with me, however, she did lay writing on the stage while I sang and did all sorts of crazy floor dancing. It significantly enhanced my performance.

karaoke + strangers — You too, sweatheart. You deserve to temporarily bask in the wattage of Frank's karaoke glory.

karaoke + strangers — ...see-through shirts. Awwww, yeah. Hopefully the trend will continue to catch on. Woooo!

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