best + carol

!best×carol×

best + carol
Later that night we went over to vBar for Carol's going away party! Such a fun crowd.
best + carol
...down.
best + carol
So amazing.
best + carol
...HAHAHAHAHA. Hooooo-leeeeeeeeee fugging shit. I almost pissed myself. What's that? You'd like a close up? Yeah, me too.
best + carol
There was this dude there who had slathered himself in that awful bronzer skin dye that makes you look tan. He kept going up to Sid and Buddy every five minutes and saying stuff like "Yo dudes, am I going to be up anytime soon? I'm going to be a famous singer someday and it might be in your best interest to treat me right." He tried that nonsense for 90 minutes and finally growing discouraged, bribed them with $40 and was instantly put on stage. Hahaha. He started singing some awful Justin Timberlake song while gyrating and air-humping. This prompted Carol to bum-rush the stage and sexily unbutton his shirt while he sang. He thought she was into him, but everytime he looked away from her, she'd pull faces like this...
best + carol
"Oh wait, let me fix my hair and make a sexy face."
best + carol
I don't even think I made it up to sing. Oh wait...who cares!