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Truck!
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...Super Monkeyball Banana Blitz for Wii. She was pretty stoked on it, but nothing could prepare her for how excited she was about to get over present #2...
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Ellen getting herself a nice long drink of monkey-milk!
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Here's Siege pretending he's shocked by Mandy giving the monkey the ball-cup from underneath reach-around!
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The monkey turned out to be a big hit! Here's Mandy posing with my birthday monkey!
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Here's Meredith escorting him around the party and making introductions.
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Ellen, Gurj and Brandon.
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Oh man, I love this picture SO MUCH. Every time I look at David's face I can actually hear the perverted little cackle he does when something naughty happens: "Heh...heh...heeeh."
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Um, yes hello? Are you there, Monkeycock?
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Sarah and monkey-cock.
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And here's Emily with the monkey-cock! Hahaha.
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...the monkey was just excited about all of us! Homeboy was packing!. Boy, thirty years old and still doing stuff like pretending an inflatable monkey's tail is a giant inflatable monkey-penis. I guess my eighth-grade guidance counselor was right about me all along! (At least he was wrong about the whole "ending up in jail" part! Er, at least so far anyway).
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...A GIANT INFLATABLE MONKEY! (Awww, look at Gurj and Meredith laughing about lil' monkey secrets!)
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Mandy's such a size queen. Check her out doing the whole "his banana is bigger than his monkey-penis" comparison! (And by the way, is it wrong that this picture sort of turns me on?)
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And the entire time all this was going on, that smile didn't leave that monkey's face for even a second!
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Lawrence and Mandy sharing a magic monkey moment.
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Everybody was really excited about the monkey! And it turns out...