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Tara re-enacting her preggo days! (As I'm writing this, Tara's actually knocked up again for real! Her second kid, a boy named Tex is due in June!). She left for Texas bring and early the next morning! It was great seeing you, Shitbird! Bring Greg and the rugrats next time!
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Tara and Cat.
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And then later that night we played Cranium! (Man, we really played A LOT of Cranium back then!)
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Goodnight!
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...until Seth ruined it was his "vagina mouth" intrusion. Hahaha.
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We hopped into a cab and headed over to MisShapes, where after years of internet friendship (dorks!), Tara and Leigh finally got to meet in person! Awww! It was a picture-perfect moment...
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Tara weighed in large-and-in-charge with RAPTORFACE!
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We left Revolver and started walking west on Rivington which led us directly past the apartment where Tara used to live back when she lived in NYC! *Sniffle!*
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Shrinky Dinks? Really? Amazing.
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I was out running errands on Saturday and came home to find these two having themselves CraftFest 2006!
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And Tara and I went out and hit the town. 4am pizza!
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Nighty-night, Shitso!
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On Friday, Tara came from Texas to stay with us for a couple of days! Yay! We hadn't seen her since her and Greg's wedding in March! Here she is showing Meredith new pictures of Lucy.
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Around 5pm, we said farewell to the brand new Mr. & Mrs. Feeney (and spawn!) and then packed up our stuff and headed to the airport to catch our flight back to NYC! Congrats again, you three! Thanks for having us!
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Lucy LOVES the camera. As soon as I started snapping pictures, Lucy was trying to get loose so that she could crawl over and mug for me.
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And here's Tara giving Lucy an injection of pureed green beans!
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Then later that afternoon, we went back to the hotel to hang out with Greg and Tara one last time before we had to head home. Here's Tara with baby Lucy!
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...but then will quickly change gears to show her true colors. Hahah. How funny would it be to have wedding photos where all the guests where ONLY making faces like these?
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And here's yet another example where Tara will give you the "nice version" for posterity's sake...
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And take two! Hahahah. I love how in this 2nd photo it almost looks like they're both just kneeling on the floor.
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They hotel closed down the reception room at 1am and I'm happy to announce that Meredith and I were among the very last guests. Here's Meredith and Tara jumping for joy on the dance floor at the end of the night. Take one!
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Awwwww! I love this pic!
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More action photos of the bride and groom dancing!
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Donna and Daren (Earl!) on the dancefloor.
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I love this photo of Tara and Greg laughing about...
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Tara, Meredith and Emily.
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Congrats, Greg and Tara! Thanks for inviting us to the wedding! Here's wishing you wonderful and happy life together! (Now come visit us in New York!).
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Hahaha.
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"I did NOT smash the cake into your face! I gently smooshed it! Yes, there is a difference!"
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Couples Only! Tara and Greg danced while...
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Tara and her dad!
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And one of the girls that wasn't a bridesmaid caught it! Scandalous!
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Then Tara took her bridal bouquet...
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...promptly made more appropriate faces. Hahahaha.
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When I was dancing with Tara, Meredith snagged my camera off the table and managed to get one nice photo of the two of us before we noticed her and...
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Tara cuttin' rug with her mama!
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Then it was time for lots and lots of dancing! Here's babygirl on the dance floor shaking her thang. How about a close up of of Tara's "dancin' face?"
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...and threw it to the fellas!
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Then Greg took off Tara's garter...
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After the cake-smashing was over, Tara's dad Mike gave a speech. Beyond all the usual wonderful, heartwarming things that a father would normally say on his daughter's wedding day, Mike also managed to include a story about how back when he and Donna were first married, they had a cat that Mike named Poontang. Donna didn't learn that the cat was named after a slang word for vagina until one day when it got loose and she ran all over the neighborhood calling out "Pooon-tang! Pooooon-tang!" and some of the neighbor's kindly filled her in. Whooopsie! It was a really funny story made even funnier by the fact that he was telling it AT A WEDDING! Hahahaha.
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Then she danced with her step-dad Daren (who is totally the real life version of Jason Lee's "Earl" character from the show My Name is Earl! Not personality-wise, just moustache-wise).
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Then Tara had a dance with the dads. First up, her dad Mike!
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Tara and Greg's first dance.
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This was, by far and away, the best cake-smashing I'd ever seen at a wedding! Bravo, you two!
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...she went in with a VENGEANCE! Hahahaha. This photo makes me LOL every time I look at it.
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Tara ended up with just a tiny bit of frosting on her nose and lips. However, when it was Tara's turn to feed Greg his cake...
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...some cake smashed into some faces. Greg didn't smash the cake so much as he lovingly smooshed it.
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Sometimes when you go to a wedding, you're not sure if the bride and groom are going to feed each other the cake nicely, or whether they're going to smash it into each other's faces. In Tara and Greg's case, I had no doubt in my mind that there was going to be...
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Meredith gives Tara the traditional congratulatory smooch.
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Congrats, Tara & Greg!
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After the dress was fixed, the crowd was introduced to Mr. and Mrs. Greg Feeney!
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Then the reception hall opened and I got to take my first official picture with the brand new Mrs. Feeney!
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And then I snapped this awesome photo of Tara's mom (who still totally reads this site...Hi, Donna!) fixing Tara's dress.
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Then, I'M GOING TO SMASH BOTH OF YOUR HEADS!
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Awwwwww!
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Hahahaha. I'm going to punch you right in your bangs.
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...where we spend the remaining time before they opened the doors checking out Tara & Greg's spread of "cutesy couple" photos!
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Awwwwww! I didn't take any other pics of the actual ceremony because the room was really big and we were all the way in the back! (But don't worry, I more than made up for it during the reception).
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Then it was time for the Father of the Bride to walk Tara down the aisle!
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Awwwww, Yeah. Back it up, girl!
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And then we watch Lucy play with her favorite toy: Tara's giant lips. Hahahah.
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We all went to grab a quick bite at the hotel's restaurant (where we sat at a booth ACROSS FROM MC HAMMER and his "entourage" - I guess they were in town for the hip hop convention thingy) and Lucy and I got to know each other.
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Then headed back downstairs to meet up with Tara and baby Lucy! This was the first time we'd gotten a chance to meet her! (The last time I saw Tara was exactly one year ago, back when Lucy was still being baked in the baby oven!)