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the bird + meredith

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anna maria1
!apt 3a1
!asleep1
!best1
!bird1
!boobs1
!bowling1
catrinel1
chris b1
!cranium1
!drunk1
!flower1
!gay1
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katie1
leigh1
maddy1
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the bird + meredith — Bird to the birds.

the bird + meredith — It's also hard to take pictures of these two sleeping. Hahaha.

the bird + meredith — ...but immediately after the flash went off, I saw her silently extend one finger to let me know that she was actually awake.

the bird + meredith — ...but we ended up hanging out drinking on the porch...

the bird + meredith — Pauly put Lisa's tiny leather vest on and suddenly he went from having a manly carpenter's beard to having a Gay Cowboy in the Village People beard.

the bird + meredith — At 2am, the bars closed and we wandered around Nana Plaza talking to people and watching the madness of drunk tourists scrambling to secure "company" for the night. Here's Meredith and Jeremy posing with a kid who was selling flowers that wouldn't leave Jeremy alone because he thought it was so funny that Jeremy spoke some Thai. Hahaha. (Bonus points to the little kid for flipping the bird).

Meredith was totally blown away by all the Thai ladyboys walking around and all sorts of questions about them that Jeremy couldn't answer - so Jeremy being Jeremy, he proceeded to ask every single ladyboy that passed Meredith's questions. Some of which included "Do you still have a penis?" and "When men hire you, do they want you to act like a man or a woman?"

Most ladyboys are not shy AT ALL so when Jeremy started asking questions like this, it led to AWESOMENESS. My favorite part of the night was when Jeremy was asking a ladyboy a bunch of questions and working up to the "Do you still have a penis" part, the ladyboy was like "All your questions are making me excited. Here, I want you to feel my excitement" and proceeded to put Jeremy's hand right on the erection that was starting to form inside her miniskirt! Hahahaha.

The best part was, Jeremy wasn't even phased by it. He just laughed and then was like "So, if I wanted to party with you, how much would it cost and what would we do?" The lady put Jeremy's hand back on her penis and was like "1,500 Baht. You fuck me..." (then she leaned in and lowered her voice to a man's timbre and finished) "...then I FUCK YOU!" Hahahah. Oh, man. It was epic.

the bird + meredith — Team 2 was Gurj, Siege, Katie and Meredith.

the bird + meredith — Yes, that's you. Wait a minute, are you giving me the finger? You cheeky little Smurf!

the bird + meredith — Meredith, AnnaMaria and Susuan.

the bird + meredith — Same picture, but this time someone managed to sneak in a crafty 'FUCK YOU, BIRTHDAY BOY" finger into the mix.' Hahaha.

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