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Later that afternoon I went shopping for an outfit for an upcoming costume-themed party called "THE FUTURE" at The Hacienda.
the april roundup
April, 2017
costumes + me
Brett & Me, Halloween 1989. I was Freddy Krueger. My brother asked me to help him look like a punk rocker. I dyed his hair pink, gave him Alice Cooper make-up and made him a rock-shirt with a bunch of hand-drawn logos of all the bands I was into! (I can't read them all, but I do see Anthrax, Metallica, Van Halen and TESLA! hahah).
visiting florida & old photo nostalgia
February 22, 2015
costumes + me
...but went the extra mile this year and went full grim reaper. Including eight-inch platform boots (that made me 6'7"!) chain, hour glass hung around my neck and real scythe (not pictured).
the october roundup
October, 2014
costumes + me
...Uncle Brian!
the october roundup
October, 2014
costumes + me
...is when I completely covered it with a garbage bag...
the february roundup
February, 2013
costumes + me
Oh wait, you mean you thought I was kidding about there being Klingons walking around in there? Seriously, as funny as this picture is, this guy was TOTALLY intimidating. He had a deep, booming voice and refused to break from his Klingon character in any way. Imagine being all drunk and having this dude come over and be like "Tell me: your mission is going well?" And when you try to fuck with him or laugh he just glares and says something else equally abrasive in Klingon (yes, Klingon as in the made up language that nerds have actually taught themselves to speak ). Too fucking much. After like ten minutes of awkward, forced sci-fi non-conversation (half of it in a made-up language, no less), I finally convinced him to let me "capture our likeness together on my holographic print cube." Jesus.
las vegas business trip for adbrite
November 15, 2004
costumes + me
On Saturday afternoon I went over Ellen's house to play dress up for a photo shoot.
last month in nyc: the august roundup part two
August, 2004
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Big Daddy tearing it up with Huey Lewis' seminal "I Want a New Drug." Homeboy kicked it so hard he needed not one, but two blonde, hula-clad male dancers. Check out that face; the urgency - can't you see how much Big Daddy wants that new drug?
karaoke with brett
August 09, 2003
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I look like an albino Oompa Loompa.
karaoke with brett
August 09, 2003
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Me and an Elvis-lipped Tara.
karaoke with brett
August 09, 2003
costumes + me
And for the big finale of the night, Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody!"
sid & buddy karaoke
May 19, 2003
costumes + me
What, you don't believe me? See those two smoking hot, blonde hula girls? Yeah, that's right! They got so hot and bothered by my karaoke jam that right after i was done singing they took me in the bathroom and I totally got down with both of them! So who's gay now, huh? Huh?
sid & buddy karaoke
May 19, 2003
costumes + me
Yo, you can diss and say that karaoke's gay and all. But you clearly have no idea what you're talking about because karaoke makes chicks totally hot and then they want to do you.
sid & buddy karaoke
May 19, 2003