drunk + me — i keep a diary

Throwing down for the cam.

european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.

October 27, 2003

And concentrated on not puking all over the platform while I waited for the train. Oooof.

visiting sammy out in hoboken

September 27, 2003

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Me eating the ice cream I got at 7 Eleven. Look at my fucking wonky eyes! This was the drunkest I'd been in years. Oooof.

boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night

August 01, 2003

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But we weren't ready to go home just yet...we stopped at 7Eleven to stock up on treats. Aw yeah, Bert.

boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night

August 01, 2003

driving ↗+

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So somewhere around this time, I started spitting on my friends. Well, more like spitting on my hand and throwing it at them. I don't know, it seemed funny at the time. Needless to say, people weren't happy with me. After realizing that I'd been an asshole, I apologized and Seth opened his arms for a hug. Little did I know, it was a set up: while I was hugging Seth, Grant snuck up behind me and poured his beer down my shirt (while Fatty, privy to the plan, waited in the wings with the camera. Bastards).

boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night

August 01, 2003

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Seth was kind enough to offer me a sip of his water as a chaser. Only after a I swallowed did I realize his "water" was actually a glass of vodka with just a little bit of ice. A real prince among men, I tell ya.

boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night

August 01, 2003

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...put them down. Hoo-ah. *Blech* *Gurgle* *Sputter* Check out Jagermeister suddenly transforming me into Dobby from Harry Potter. Jesus.

boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night

August 01, 2003

Ummm....yeah.

emily visits nyc

May 29, 2003

bite ↗+

Making new friends through the universal language of music.

lorelei's 31st birthday

April 08, 2003

Check out Josh pulling the best "drunk grumpy face" since he passed out standing up against a wall while waiting in line for the bathroom this past Halloween.

sweet ups karaoke

March 04, 2003

josh ↗+