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fatty + fatty face — ...and Fatty came over!

fatty + fatty face — ...BLAMO! First Fatty Face of 2010!

fatty + fatty face — ...Fatty play bass in...

fatty + fatty face — It wouldn't be a wedding if there wasn't at least one photo of Fatty making his FATTY PHOTO FACE!

fatty + fatty face — ...stupid photos of us putting spoons in our eyes and talking like robots. (WTF?).

fatty + fatty face — Grant, Cat and Fatty (looking like a cola ad from the 80s).

fatty + fatty face — Oh, you thought I was just being funny when I capitalized ROKK on the last page? Ninja, please! Check out Fatty bringing the pain (whilst fisting a king can of Sappora, no less).

fatty + fatty face — Before you read the following story - take a good, long look at this photo. Ok, ready? So after finishing his lunch, Fatty goes to the bathroom when he comes out, he asks Liz and I "Hey, why can't you flush the toilet if there's a train in the station?"

Me: "Huh?"
Fatty: "There's a sign hanging in the bathroom. It says "Don't flush if train is at station."
Me: "Oh, well train toilets used to empty out onto the tracks so when a train was in the station, they didn't want people flushing the toilets which would cause the entire train station to reek like shit and piss."
Fatty: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah, it was like that back in the day."
Fatty: "Huh, that's neat."

--thirty seconds of silence--

Fatty: "So wait, why can't you flush the toilets in here?"

I tried explaining that the sign was there because the entire restaurant was decorated in a "train motiff," but Fatty didn't believe me. He told us that after he'd peed, he kept looking out the window for a trainstation to see if there was a train in it. Hahaha. In the end, I had to call our waitress over and get her to corroborate my explanation.

fatty + fatty face — Who loves this guy more than me?

fatty + fatty face — Some people just don't learn.

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Colin (Big Daddy) and Dave (The Fatty).

tara's 21st birthday and goodbye party

September 30, 2003

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fatty + fatty face — Fatty behind the counter!

fatty + fatty face — Fatty in the back with the bagels!

fatty + fatty face — On the lam from the firework incident, they spotted a Dunkin' Donuts and popped in for a quick treat. (Make sure to take note that Fatty's making the exact same "Fatty's excited face" in four pictures in a row. Hahaha).

fatty + fatty face — After getting Charlie situated at my house, Grant, Fatty and I suddenly got hit by "The Crave" (and uncontrollable lust for thin, onion-steamed, definitely not Grade-A beef patties). So we hopped a cab (yes, we actually took a cab) from the East Village up to 33rd and 5th Ave to go to White Castle.

fatty + fatty face — Ok, this photo's a bit redundant, but I only included it because check out Fatty surreptitiously making faces at his date. Hahahaha.

fatty + fatty face — Hey ladies, how'd you like to see that face right at the end of sex? Hoo-ah! I met up with Fatty, Grant and Charlene (still in town visiting from London) from some tasty brunch at the Midnight Cafe.