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Later that night we went over to vBar for Carol's going away party! Such a fun crowd.
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Marjorie and Carol.
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Take Two. Hahaha.
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Marjorie and Carol.
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Marjorie and Carol.
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...take pictures with himself and girls.
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Marjorie clearly not-pretending with Carol's mah-mah-mamms.
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There was this dude there who had slathered himself in that awful bronzer skin dye that makes you look tan. He kept going up to Sid and Buddy every five minutes and saying stuff like "Yo dudes, am I going to be up anytime soon? I'm going to be a famous singer someday and it might be in your best interest to treat me right." He tried that nonsense for 90 minutes and finally growing discouraged, bribed them with $40 and was instantly put on stage. Hahaha. He started singing some awful Justin Timberlake song while gyrating and air-humping. This prompted Carol to bum-rush the stage and sexily unbutton his shirt while he sang. He thought she was into him, but everytime he looked away from her, she'd pull faces like this...
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Carol Gonzales, I love you.
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Party face.
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This guy was awful, so Carol and Marjorie rushed the stage to try and help make his performance more entertaining.
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Which he manages to keep in the frame for the subsequent collapse-of-pile-on.
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Pile on! Check out holmes in the background being all Cool Hand Luke with the thumbs up.
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So speaking of random acts of Sapphic love, here are the lovely Marjorie and Carol. Get a few drinks in these two and...
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Through the jeans? WTF?
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...strange stuff starts happening. "C'mon, let me touch your baginer!"
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And yes, I know, "How come I haven't seen any pictures of Marjorie taking a king-sized chomp on Carol's tig ol' bitty?"
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...it was like puppies at feedin' time. Don't worry, mamma's got enough teat for the whole litter.
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Marjorie saw Carol doing "the nuzzle" and got jealous. And before you knew it...
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Lots of people ask me why I go to karaoke so often.
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Carol, Marjorie and Ellen on the 'roke stage.
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Clearly, they're not people that look at the pictures on this site.
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Matt "scarfs" it up while Ellen shakes her tail.
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Marjorie and Carol.
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After returning home and doing an hour of jumping jacks to ensure I'd exorcised the majority of my spicy thai burps, I met up with Vinay and we headed over to Misshapes.
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Man, wouldn't you have thought I would've run out of things to say about pictures of my friends singing at Sid & Buddy's karaoke by now? Um, I think I have which is why I'm writing this instead of saying something funny. Here's Carol, Marjorie and Buddy.
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Marjorie looks on as Buddy feeds Carol a mime's cock.