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Friday morning snuggles with the sleepiest ween.
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Felt good to have some sunshine seep into my skin.
five days in tulum
February 18, 2018
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Max always chooses me to do tuck in and story time.
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Celebrated Father's Day on Sunday with my favorite lil daughter. Such a happy fuzzworm!
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Rainy morning ween snuggles.
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...spent some time cuddling with Maddy like she likes.
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A Monday of being self-employed. Slept in and...
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Morning cuddles with Maddy makes the winter better.
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New Year, New Us!
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I took a little reading break (ok, nap break) with my lil fuzz-whistle.
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Woke up at 8:50am on my 39th birthday and this tiny genius stretched and then collapsed over my arm.
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We had a nice relaxing evening of admiring the view.
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...by promptly falling asleep on the bed like this. Photo courtesy of Meredith.
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On the morning of the big day, everyone let me sleep in while they went out for breakfast. Meredith took this photo of my parents coming in to wake me up! Haha.
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Dear Friend, Greetings from the future! You are going to be just fine.
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Sarah was sad because she and Brandon had just broken up so I serenaded her with some soulful tunes of loss on my wooden pan-flute.
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I got home a little before 5am and found this little nugget wide awake and reading nerdy scifi novels (Alastair Reynolds!) in bed. Awww.
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Sure enough, as soon as we got back, it started pouring. We spent the next six hours stuck inside reading. (Yay, pulpy vacation books!)
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Certainly not this guy.
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Bedroom 2!
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...and made it in bed just in time! Three peas in a pod! G'night!
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The next morning, I woke up sick as a dog. (My sickness = Instant karma payback for putting my balls on a stranger's eyebrows). Meredith took this pathetic photo of me at 8pm the next night after I spent the entire day laid up in bed.
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Meredith snapped this pic of me enjoying my newly-unpacked bedroom.
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So sometimes I like to dress up like to dress up like a sexy lady when I'm high. What? What's the big deal?
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The mover's had already come and taken all of my stuff (to California!). Meredith was out of town for the weekend and was nice enough to lend me her apartment.
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After icing my angry toe, I donned the lovely Gemma's sleep mask and slipped off to Nigh-nigh land to dream of slutty Essex girls and homeward bound airplanes.
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I'm such a lightweight - nothing makes me sleepier than having a few beers in the afternoon. Not wanting to be at anything less than full capacity for our big night touring Essex's finest nightclubs (ok, ok and also wanted to spend some more QT with Gemma's fragrant pillow...mmmmm, Gemma), I opted to take a quick nap. Somebody snuck in (the Fatty, I think) and managed to grab this pic (which is one of the few pics on the site of a person sleeping that doesn't also have someone's genitalia in close proximity to their face).
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Remember all the way back in the beginning of the trip when Chris, Fatty and I were in Iceland and we had the "Guess what time the sun will rise" contest where the winner would get to sleep in Gemma's bed? Well, I won. None of us could figure out why Grant didn't freak out when we told him about what we'd said the prize was....until we discovered that Gemma had gone to Brazil with her boyfriend and wasn't even around! Here's me enjoying my winner's prize...and dreaming of Gemma alone in bed.

And to add insult to injury, Gemma's since gotten herself engaged. Boooo! Er, I mean congrats, Gemma!). We turned out the lights and tried to get some sleep in preparation for next day's whirlwind tour of the town and evening of Essex nightlife!
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Fatty managed to snap a pic of the Grizza and I in a golden slumber before we got some breakfast and hit the road. (Luckily he wasn't there to capture the Golden Shower that had gone on a few minutes earlier).