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Found this old gem from 2002 and posted it to the gram.
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...and got the royal welcome from the weiner hound!
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...she couldn't resist licking my delicious make-uppy face.
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Awww. Look at her little bologna tongue! I was saying goodbye to Maddy because I had to attend an off-site for Yodle up in West Chester super-early the next morning. Ellen invited me to crash at her place because she lives right near there! Yay!
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On Tuesday night I went over to the Hotel on Rivington to celebrate the release of one of Em & Lo's new books. And Lo licked my face.
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Even as a puppy, Edie was into the sneak-attack French kiss. Here's me artfully dodging just in time!
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Oh my!
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Only because her nipples wanted all the attention. (Hahaha. Amy look at the look you're giving me out of only ONE eye. Hahahaha).
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Hey, if the birthday boy wants to lick your face there's not really much you can do about it other than smile.
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Look! I think I can see the Castro from here!
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Me getting tricked into kissing Nina on the tongue.
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Lo enjoys my schweaty face.
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Ellen admiring my sweet hippie-heart neck tattoo.
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Karen tasting my shirt.
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Grant might've gotten the ass-shot but he sure didn't get his nostril licked.
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Bonus points to Beth for managing to lick my neck and not even have me notice when I was taking this picture.
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There was something really sad about the fact that Vince Neil's big comeback show was sponsored by Endurance RX. The "Daily Sex Performance Booster" for men that's devilvered in a tasty chocolate chew. (Which according to their website "Makes muscle contractions more forceful by promoting release from the nerve at the neuromuscular junction." Ew.) This picture was taken around 10:30 and Vince still hadn't even arrived at the venue. We went and spoke to the organizers and they told us he was running a few hours late. Hours? They told us to try coming back a little after midnight. So to kill time we went to a nearby dinner and had coffee and pie and ice cream.
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I have no idea why I'm licking this hula hoop.
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Leigh came out from behind the decks to show Karen and I the secret message on her stomach.
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Eva and me. Her hair is redder than my shirt.
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Hahahahaha.
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And I licked her face.
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Me and Jamye Waxman (who testified on behalf of my American citizenship, thank you very much).
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Grant licks Lorelei's hair while I try to make the "I can't believe Alex made out with half of our interns" expression go away.
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...which led to the licking of co-worker's girlfriends...
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Hey, that's the boss' girlfriend! (Please note: No tongues are actually touching.)
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Aw, yeah.
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Taken in Vin's old room at the Crackhouse during a party, Kasum tries to lick one of the 40oz's in my pocket while I'm busy pretending to be tought. (Hombre es loco, esse. Word.)