The Arlene's Grocery Neon Sign is a sight to behold. It even causes nipples to stand on end. (Digitally enlarged 6x for your viewing enjoyment). Yo, we saw this byrdz nippz before Colin and he went on three dates with her. Boo Yah!
The most obvious perk at an empty beach is that there aren't any people around. A less-realized, ancillary perk is that sometimes your female friends will take out their "perks" and sun them in front of you. Grant peeps over Sarah's bizzoobie.
Forget about that "kissing co-workers" or nonsense, Emma just plain said fuck it and got up on the dancing cube in nothing but her undies. Fuck Yeah. (Also, it should be noted at this point that she's up there dancing with the infamous "tie off your weiner, professional stripper guy" from when Grant and I stripped).
So after we took the first few pictures, we went around the party and started showing them to people just to see what their reactions would be...turns out, most people wanted to also pose with our passed out buddy (Except for the guy's close friends, they didn't want to be in the pictures, they just gave us the guy's email so we could mail him the pics a few days later...which I did).
See this girl in the white tank-top? We saw her a few times throughout the day...we kept noticing her because she had really these big, hard, visible nipples jutting through here little, white tanktop. So after we saw her for like the third time, I bet Grant that I could take a better "sneaky picture" of her nipples than he could without getting caught. (Hey, I know it's a stupid game, but I had just been beaten at videogame boxing and the "strong man contest" by a guy who I had 20lbs on, I was desperate, okay!) Here's Grant's picture of her nipples. Not bad, right?
