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me14
!misshapes12
meredith10
sarah10
!best7
ellen s6
carol5
!girl on girl action5
marjorie5
catrinel4
!lick4
!tit squeeze4
!bronsky3
grant3
leigh3
!prom3
!strangers3
amber2
amy k2
beth n2

boobs — A party tit flash!

boobs — KA-BLAMMO! Hahaha. Look at how excited he is!

boobs — Happy 2 (_)(_) 5! The boobies are zeros! Get it? Ha!

boobs — Only because her nipples wanted all the attention. (Hahaha. Amy look at the look you're giving me out of only ONE eye. Hahahaha).

boobs — Sketchy Russian Girl came over to get a better view and somehow her top got pulled down in the commotion (exposing her nips!). Needless to say, Jake quickly realized that he wasn't going to be able to forcibly make Grant hook up with him and he and the Russian girl (or maybe she was Czech?) left. (They actually left to go back to Jake's place - my old place on Bowery - where she would make Jake shave off ALL of his body hair with a razor before she'd sleep with him. Oh, and while they were fucking, she wanted to be burned with cigarettes. Hahahahah).

boobs — ...but quickly gave in to sweet, sweet faux-Sapphism (Bonus points to the Tinns for practically popping Sarah's tit out of her shirt).

boobs — So we're all sitting around chatting and out of nowhere, Leigh comes over, sits down on Sarah's lap and then with no warning, slips her hand into Sarah's top and cops a feel! (It was probably her proximity to my Ruffled shirt that sent her over the edge).

boobs — Sarah resisted at first...

boobs — Here's Sid and I with our smoking coconut-bikini tops. After we got our outfits on, we realized that in San Francisco dressing up as a hulagirl isn't just for Halloween and worried that some people might not ever realize that we'd even dressed up.

boobs — I dressed up as a zombie that only eats boobies.

boobs — This is Kareen's SGBFF (super-gay best friend forever) whose name I've totally since forgotten. In addition to making more gay innuendos in a night than are in an entire season of Will and Grace, he's also a fan of chest-nuzzlin' and titty biting. Here he is giving Amber a little titty-nuzzle (note that he doesn't even have to bend down to do so!)...

boobs — ...the gnarly, terror-tastic lower-boob hickey she'd received the night before. Sweet Maria!

boobs — And finally, Leigh touching some sexy-ass nudie-rabbit graffiti. YES! After driving around some more, we decided to head back into San Francisco and check out...

boobs — Meredith shows off her hot pink bra while Amy does a little arm tastin.

boobs — Oh, maybe it's because I'm double cupping her boobies.

boobs — Hahaha. Check out schlemo in the background waving a fistfulla bills.

boobs — Meanwhile, Meredith was getting fresh and frisky with her friend Shelley in the corner.

boobs — You found out...I've got a. crush. on. you.

boobs — Bwa-hahahahahaha. No caption could make this picture any better. Period.

boobs — Moving to San Francisco in less than twenty days. (What the fuck was I thinking?)

boobs — Same picture, but this time someone managed to sneak in a crafty 'FUCK YOU, BIRTHDAY BOY" finger into the mix.' Hahaha.

boobs — Sophia Lamar!

boobs — Seriously, can you name me a guy with better boobs?

boobs — Me, boobie peeking.

boobs — Me and Ellen (nibbling at her ginormous...well, you know).

boobs — ...accidental boobie flash! Noice! (I know Boy Scouts that have bandanas bigger than that shirt. Jesus.)

boobs — Marjorie clearly not-pretending with Carol's mah-mah-mamms.

boobs — Karen pretending to touch Sarah's boobies.

boobs — ...hot under the collar.

boobs — Me giving Karen "hot dog in the bun" cleavage action (mimicking what she had done to Sarah when Sarah was sporting similar cleavage at the last prom).

boobs — Karen giving Sarah's cleavage a little "hot dog in the bun" action. (Sarah's expression makes this pic a serious contender for Photo of the Night).

boobs — ... you can sit back and rest assured knowing it was all worth it.

boobs — Kissing a boy might have seemed a little steep before, but when the girls all start touching each other's boobies...

boobs — Carol Gonzales, I love you.

boobs — On Monday evening Sarah called me and asked if I wanted to go with to the nightclub Crobar. When I asked her if she was out of her mind, she clarified: "No, I'm asking because Vince Neil (formerly of a small rock outfit called Motley Crue for those of you who didn't grow up in New Jersey in the 80s) is playing there tonight and I have to go for work and interview him after the show." Suddenly, even Crobar seemed tolerable.

boobs — Sarah was looking so juggalicious I just couldn't help myself. DISCLAIMER: For the benefith of certain potential readers (Umm, namely Sarah's overprotective brother) I'd like to point out that my mouth isn't actually on Sarah's boobies - it's just an optical illusion - honest!

boobs — Candy couldn't help but flash a titty.

boobs — ...Emily's boobies! Wooooo!

boobs — God bless you, Ellen Stagg.

boobs — I don't even think I made it up to sing. Oh wait...who cares!

boobs — ...it was like puppies at feedin' time. Don't worry, mamma's got enough teat for the whole litter.

boobs — Marjorie saw Carol doing "the nuzzle" and got jealous. And before you knew it...

boobs — Ellen's awesome boobs. (Check out Marjorie doing "the nuzzle." Mmmm. Nuzzlicious).

boobs — Amber bypasses the "doorbell" and goes right for THE KNOCKERS!

boobs — After Candy volunteered to show her bum, I volunteered the display of her right boob. Not ever one to be outdone, Candy immediately upped the ante with some...(drumroll please)

boobs — Oh no, she di'n't!

boobs — And speaking of Sarah's wonderful set...BA-DUM-CHA!

boobs — Something about tits! Ha!

boobs — Yay, upshirt!

boobs — Not one to be left out, Amber quickly followed suit with a bra flash. (Check out Matt all busted getting his pervy peep on).

boobs — Then everyone got in on Beth's boobs.

boobs — It's not even midnight and already Jen and Beth are acting up.

boobs — Always looking to help her friends' band out, Amanda made sure to don the Apocalypstik titty stickers once before the night ended!

boobs — Before we let Amanda leave for the night...

boobs — ...we requested a closer inspection of her advertisement for her friends' band.

boobs — Right in the middle of her song, she ripped open her shirt to reveal Apocalypstik stickers covering her titties. Amazing.

boobs — And this is Amanda, my favorite girl of the night.

boobs — Susan shows some x-ed out titty.

boobs — Nah-nah-nips! (check out David's face on the right. Hahah). The best part about Jessie's see-through shirt? The other girls there saw all the attention she was getting and ran home to change into their very own...

boobs — ...that the flash on my camera caused Jessie's shirt to become transparent (which long-time diary fans will know is not really a new phenomenon. Bonus points for the pierced nip action, digitally enhanced here for your viewing pleasure using the Boobatron-2000 Tittilicious Photoshop filter.

boobs — Hahaha.

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