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Me and the Tinny.
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And then even later on Saturday night I braved the cold and went over to MisShapes and when I got there Leigh (no longer wearing pink and red) stole my hat.
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Ketchup Elf.
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On Saturday evening I stopped by Leigh's apartment to get something I'd left there and she answered the door in her ketchup hoodie! (Which I hadn't seen in years!) Here's Leigh looking sad because I caught her wearing a red hoodie with pink shoes! Even I know those colors don't go together! Hahah.
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Leigh giving Sar a lil' smooch! Goodnight!
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On Sunday Leigh and I went to Bed, Bath & Beyond to get animal -shaped humidifiers!
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Leigh hooking us up on the free drink tip!
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Leigh and Russ.
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The ugly face of the night was all about trying to touch your top lip to the bottom of your nose! Leigh and I both made great success!
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...Leigh was hosting a party.
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On the way home, Leigh took a lil' break to relax in street-side style!
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Gurj, Leigh and I made her a sympathy card on a napkin.
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SCANDALOUS!
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Posh Tony and Leigh were scandalized by...
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And Leigh made it into a tiny, tiny shirt. (But that's because she has a history of tiny, tiny shirts).
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...but eventually settled on using it for my "old lady with babushka" look.
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Gurj and Leigh.
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Me, Leigh, Gurj and the birthday girl (seen here picking a winner).
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Waaaaay later that night (after I'd gotten a chance to go home, change out of my suit and tie and sleep off my open-bar wastedness) I headed over to MisShapes. I only took two photos. This one.
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Don't worry (Lawrence), their tongues aren't actually touching...because that would be gay.
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Even the bouncer got in on the fun! Check him giving Leigh's right tit a fist-bump! "Pound love, dawwwg!"
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Hahahaha.
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Around 4:30am, the bar was closed and we were all hanging around waiting for Sarah and Karen to pack up their gear, things started getting frisky. It started out with some MilliVanilli-style boobie-bumpin' going on between Leigh and Gurj.
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But that didn't stop her from trying to get her boob-grope back on from down on the floor.
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Karen saw what was going on and came over to get in on the groping.
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Then later, when Leigh followed up with a surprise "got yer tit" attack, it became clear that boobies were going to be the next "big thing" of the night.
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...maybe a dusty motorcycle helmet or two, and our private party was raging and in full effect.
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...throw in a book about Stonehenge that we found...
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Yep, Leigh was there again too. And yes, she also had tape on her face. Us muthafuckas know how to party. Some tape on the face...
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So Gurj and I are down there, hiding in the back, getting kind of drunk and lookee lookee who else shows up! Lil' Miss Leigh Lezark (seen here giving me her best Princess Coldstare gaze).
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We had a few more drinks and then the next thing you know...
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All together now!
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Leigh came over and got in the mix.
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Chubb-neck!
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Hahaha.
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Excellent use of the "floater eye!"
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Hahaha.
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Afterwards, I went to Don Hills to catch the end of MisShapes. I was shocked to find Leigh actually DJing when I arrived! It was like the first time I'd been there in months where she wasn't hiding out somewhere!
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Posh Tony and Leigh as we emerge from the private super-club that is the downstairs coat check room.
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After we were done admiring Leigh's newly misshapen (HA!) finger, we found an empty bucket in the back of the coat room that was filled with tubes of caulk. Which immediately led to a full-out...
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Gurj dishes some "bump from the back" while Leigh takes caulk up front. (This whole stupid thing is probably only funny in person (maybe not even then) when you can hear that Leigh and I, who are both New Jersey natives, actually say the word "cock" very much like we say the word "caulk.") Get it? Get it???
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After the vampire contest was over, Leigh showed off how her finger healed all wonky after never having gone to the doctor to get it set properly after having gotten it broken a few months back on Halloween. Hahah.
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Here's Leigh's. (You have to imagine the loud hissing noises we're each making as you view these.)
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HISSSSSSSSS!
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Leigh loves herself some hot caulk.
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Late, late late night, I met up with Leigh and Posh Tony over at Black and White and we ended up getting shit-hammered. We got so drunk that we somehow ended up becomming best new friends...
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Yay! Let's hear it for new friends!
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And for vampires who attack nutsacks! Hahahaha.