On Thursday night I stopped by East Village Radio to say hi to Scott, Leigh and the rest of the MisShapes who were doing their weekly radio show. I saw a very special lady pass by on the street and they ended up having her on the air as a special guest! Ladies and gentleman...
...Asian Porno Lady! (If you live in the East Village, you definitely know this woman! She goes into bars late at night with a pullcart filled with packs of smokes and pirated-pornography on DVD! When she comes into a bar she announces "Smokes! Smokes! Cigarettes! Porno! Asiiiiiiiiiian Porno!" (More on her later on in this entry!)
Later Sunday night, me, Meredith, John, Ellen and Leigh all shared a cab to go Smith's night. In order to sneak all five of us into the same cab, Leigh had to lay down on everybody's lap and hide from the driver. Here's the sneaky "Look! Four people in the backseat!" photo I took from the front seat. Hahah.
Late night I got a text from Leigh and we went and met her for pizza. Here she is showing off the bottle of vodva she'd just stolen from some corporate-sponsored party. Hahaha. Little Elfin Theif!
On Wednesday night I hung out with Leigh and she showed off some neat new dress she'd modified by turning the neck-strap into some cool, Motley Crue-looking satanic star. While this is a decidely non-ugly photo, Leigh will make up for that later.
On Wednesday night, I went over to Leigh's and she showed off the Tofurky that she'd just purchased (in preparation for her forthcoming Thanksgiving party)...
She ended up accidentally crashing into some drunk girl, and the drunk girl's girlfriend tried to start a fight with the Tins. Tins ended up getting into a little fisticuffs and ended up breaking her index finger! Hahahah. Look at her swollen sausage finger!
She'd stopped by to introduce herself to Leigh, Geordon and Greg and check out the club. Here's Leigh showing off one of her "Look, Madonna was here!" pics.
An hour or two later, we figured that Misshapes had probably cleared out a bit and decided to head back across the street to check it out. As I was crossing the street, Tinny spotted us all coming out of Movida ("TRAITORS!!!!") and attacked!
It's Leigh and Piper! I think Ellen was away for a few weeks and Leigh was puppy-sitting this whole time which is why I have so many more pics of Piper with Leigh than I have of her with Ellen!
I was upstairs and I spotted a David lookalike (why he was dressed up as a character from Star Trek, I'm not sure). Anyway, we asked him to kiss Leigh and then I sent this picture to Kim (David's GF who had gone back to the UK a few days ahead of David) and was like "David's totally out of control! He came to Misshapes dressed up as a guy from Star Trek and was trying to make out with all the girls there!" Hahaha. She almost believed me.
At lunch I met up with Leigh and we went to the magazine store on Spring and Lafayette so she could show me her picture in a magazine. (I can't remember which mag this was...maybe Teen Vogue?). Well, needless to say, this was one of the first times she'd appeard in a mag and she was totally excited...since then, Leigh appearing in magazines has pretty much become a weekly thing! Why you gotta be so fashionable?
And this one's even better! Leigh opened her mouth again to pretend that she was going to eat Piper's head and Piper put her tiny little puppy-paws right in Leigh's mouth. (Go ahead and say "Awwwww!" out loud. You know you want to).
Then Leigh came out to say hi to Piper and kept saying "You're head is so cute and tiny I want to bite it off!" (Look at Piper's expression all like "Yo! WTF?").
On Sunday a whole buncha us when to brunch at Kate's and we all fawned over Ellen's brand new chiuaua puppy named Piper that she snuck into the restaurant. Here's Leigh about to chomp her tiny lil' puppy ear off.
Later that night, I helped Tinny carry some piece of furniture she found on the street up all five god-damned flights of stairs up to her apartment! It was just a furniture kind of day!
After spening the night at Meredith's I went over to my room at Sarah's apartment on Saturday to grab my suitcase and then head to the airport. I snuck in expected the apartment to be quiet, but instead was greeted by Leigh, Karen, Sean and Brandon who'd all had a slumber party the night before!
Leigh was in need of slumber-jammies and helped herself from a pile of my clothes that had just come back from the laundry. What shirt did she pick? The nipple shirt! (But apparently, the pink highlighter colored-in nipples had washed out in the laundry. Booo!).
While I was printing my papers out, Leigh was cleaning up her room and getting rid of a bunch of clothes which apparently led to us playing dress-up (???) before I left to head uptown to the Consulate. Hahaha. Here's Leigh dressed up as the Deb from Napolean Dynamite (which was the movie we went to the very first time we ever hung out in daylight hours). Awww.
Leigh and the other girl (who's name I've forgotten, sorry!) play the part of two sexy vixens that are virtually warped into the habitat to pleasure the two men that have been captured. Check out the fly video hos rehearsing their choreography.
...the rest of the outfit that Josh had picked out for her! He admonished Leigh for looking to happy and reminded her that she needed to work on her "fly video ho" face.
Oh! And out in the lobby there was a bird (a cockatoo?). While Leigh was practicing her dance moves, we discovered that the bird like to DANCE! Hahaha.
Then Sean busted out his camera and took one of Leigh, me and Nina jumping. Leigh was determined to look as serene as possible and not pull any funny faces. She succeeded almost too well.
Later on, I got everybody to get up and do a jump take for my camera. They got it perfect on the first try. Every time I'm having a crappy day, I can look at this pick and it will instantly make me laugh my ass off. Everybody is pulling great faces too (click here for hi-rez version). But the very best thing about this photo is...
Meredith and I met up with Sean and Leigh at a bodega in the West Village over by the ACE subway line. We quickly stocked up on sorts of drinks and beach treats...
