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Here's me giving a kiss to the guest DJ of the very first MisShapes.
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Around 3am, Posh and I decided to head west to check out the tail-end of MisShapes. Here's Posh laying a smackeroo on Little Miss Leigh Lezark...
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What's up, TWELVE YEARS LATER! Jeez! (PS - If you look in the background behind Michelle, you can see Don Hill! Dude's gotta be in his late 50s (at least!) and he's still at his own club every night until closing!)
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Let's hear it for jail-bait!
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I love Amy K.
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I was upstairs and I spotted a David lookalike (why he was dressed up as a character from Star Trek, I'm not sure). Anyway, we asked him to kiss Leigh and then I sent this picture to Kim (David's GF who had gone back to the UK a few days ahead of David) and was like "David's totally out of control! He came to Misshapes dressed up as a guy from Star Trek and was trying to make out with all the girls there!" Hahaha. She almost believed me.
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Your pointy little elf nose is poking my eye.
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Late, late that night I went over to Misshapes and Ellen introduced me to her (equally genetically blessed) little brother! (See dude? I told you I'd eventually get your pic on the web! It only took me, what, almost two years?)
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Hey Sarah, remember when we used to stay out late?
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...well, you know. Hahah.
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...and got a smooch!
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Gay boys like me.
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Careful my friend - get too close and your neck will look like it got into a fight with a pool cue.
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Sarah looks cute while Greg does the creepiest impression of a lizard I've ever seen.
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Me and Geordon.
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And then goes in for a smooch taboot. (Check out the sneaky nay-sayer slipping in the subtle "fuck you" down at the bottom. Hahah).
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Kim Davis stepping it up a notch...
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Lila about to score some birthday-girl action.
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A little Eddie dropped at just the right time can still whip them ladies into a frenzy.
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...but Meredith quickly slid over into the driver's seat (or maybe it just looks that way because she's taller?).
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...uh-oh! What's going on over here? Looks like Sarah's going in for the smooch...
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Turns out I had to let him kiss me (but hey he didn't saying anything about me having to kiss him back! Yay, loopholes). So I stood totally frozen with my mouth (and eyes, apparently) wide-open while he frenched me. Hahaha. I look shell-shocked.
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Prom dance floor make out!
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Dennis getting smoochy with Audrey.
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See? All part of that "master plan" I've been talking about.
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No use crying over spilled beer. Especially when it can be fixed with a smooch.
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And the watched her jump out on the dancefloor only to start making out with Greg the Boyfriend. Smoochy smoochy caught on film!